Well, now that I've seen approximately 68% of what was apparently Jurassic Park 3, I can say I'm not impressed. Everything that happened in Acts 2-3 was entirely predictable. Waste of 2 minutes of Laura Dern's time and 92 minutes of ours
Future me is taking everything from present me I hate her
The plan that would make the most sense financially (for both pay and tax reasons) is for me to stay at my current job for another 5 years, 4 months, and 5 days. It should be doable. NOT doing it would be shortsighted and undisciplined of me. But I want to quit so bad
Just remembered I can access mom’s accounts for the medical supplies 🙌🙌🙌
Just opened one of mom’s bills and we owe $200 for wound dressings the nurse ordered 😭😭😭
I want to order takeout so bad but apparently I owe my own 401(k) $8000
Hungry but no time to eat until I log off; if I can find 10 free minutes, they need to applied to starting a load of laundry
Guy at wound care reception has the eyes of Keegan Michael Key (figuratively) (appreciative)
Will of course need to make up the time despite having taken those hours off
Missing so many hours of work, and my work phone is blowing up with furious messages
Waiting room TV is now playing one of the earlier X-Men movies…Hugh Jackman not as physically huge as he eventually became
Every minute I spend doing wound care is unfortunately a minute I’m losing money instead of making it
Being admonished by the nurse at the doctor’s office for taking the visiting nurse’s advice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have been in this waiting room for an hour, but at least they’re playing Jurassic Park 2
She forgot the bag with her ID, but I scooped it up
Mom has pulled off her mask to take deep gasps of probably contaminated air
As we were rushing out the door, trying not to lose an Uber, mom lost her shoe
Ah yes, annual review season starts next week…replace with AI…go ahead…
4 minutes before my next meeting; mom is making scratching noises outside my door
Coworker just spontaneously pinged me to say they need me to join a meeting I thought I’d be able to skip 😭😭😭
Mom says she wishes she could write a letter to my company’s management, thanking them for continuing to employ me. Hahaha yikes
my 8:30-9:30am meeting finally drawing to a close, mom slamming on my door, screaming that she doesn’t have enough time to get ready for her 1pm doctor appointment, and we simply HAVE TO CANCEL
Mom says that NORMAL people separate their dark laundry from their light laundry, and that is true! But I *purposefully* own only dark clothing, mostly because I'm constantly spilling coffee/hot sauce/blood on myself, but also to avoid doing 2 loads of laundry
Mom wants me to sort/separate laundry colors more strictly than I have been, and I just don't know if I have it in me...I remember when I was about 11 (I did the family's laundry since I was 11), and my dad totally blew his stack because I'd hung his shirts up carelessly, ruining the collars
I had specifically increased my contributions to (I *thought*) spread the pain evenly across all 12 months how could I be so stupid
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch@meeses.bsky.social · yesterdayAHHHH it turns out I’m eligible to make catch up contributions to my 401(k) this year, so even though I thought I was on track, I’m actually $8000 behind 😭😭😭