Noooo it’s raining and I’m out with my beautiful new suede bag and no umbrella 😭

Will Ferrell Milk

ALT: Will Ferrell Milk

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I’m going to Indianapolis later this week to see friends new and old. 🥰 Not the first time but it’s been a while. Usually I am very decisive and opinionated and can’t believe Indianapolis has been spared from my wrath thus far 🤣☠️ Send recommendations!

Take me back #oursky

Mussed and unfussed 🤍 #oursky

Simultaneously planning three domestic trips and one international trip and making ~heavy~ use of Google Maps. This is what it looks like for the city I actually live in—it's a wonder I can even see anything—so just imagine what it looks like for new places like California, etc.

This is about as dressed as I can manage to be today 🥱 #oursky

Confession: Seeing mushrooms in the wild disgusts and angers me. Most times the reaction to this take is surprise and dissent, seems to be an unpopular thing to feel so strongly about. I have been quietly harboring this feeling for years but I'm ready to explain myself. 🧵 (1/9)

Pink Moon was on a loop for my cabin weekend. Calm, bewitching, and contemplative to match the Wisconsin wilderness. What is equally charming is when we found it at the record store, there were two copies and my date bought both, one for me one for him 🥰

All I’ve done this summer is surround myself with beauty 🥰 I’ll be lucky any time I find myself at a table with @chaaase.bsky.social and @kimoramustafa.bsky.social. Angels!

Chase Dupont@chaaase.bsky.social · 3w ago

Feeling very loved this week 🤍 Looking forward to everything this next chapter has in store

Hiking ABCs: Always Be Cute #oursky

Watching Teen Titans (the early 2000s series, not the later cutesy one) with my toe spacers in while I respond to your emails. I love Raven! I always wanted to dress up as her but so many people have done amazing cosplays it’s intimidating

Raven Teen Titans: Chillin' in Lotus Pose

Alt: GIF of Raven from Teen Titans levitating in Lotus Pose. She had a variety of cool and dark powers.

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Something funny about this outfit is I thought it was YELLOW. That’s why I bought it, I wanted to match the ball! But everyone from the cashier to my date who bought it said it was orange without skipping a beat. I was only convinced when I saw the fabric next to marigolds.

Elena Marchetti ❤️‍🔥 Chicago@meetelenamarchetti.com · 4w ago

Not how I typically use a paddle but I’ll try anything once. #oursky

I’m so pale that even my phone needs sun protection in this heat

Thank you to the absolute visionary who brought iconic @audreydavis.bsky.social and I together, and to start the day no less! Better than Folgers in your cup. She is so soft 😍 #oursky

Hi Alex, I’ll take Huge Disappointments for $200, please.

Not how I typically use a paddle but I’ll try anything once. #oursky

Installing a new bidet before a date. I’m handy *and* considerate.

Even when I’m half awake I will still adhere to my juvenile habit of turning a latte with heart-shaped art upside down because I’d rather see a BUTT, however misshapen 🍑

Elena Marchetti ❤️‍🔥 Chicago@meetelenamarchetti.com · 4w ago

Wow. Enjoying a slow, late morning after a meaningful date. I have so much fun with play, and enjoying each other’s company through a variety of activities is my favorite. So good for the soul and also amazing for restorative sleep. ☺️ Grazie

Wow. Enjoying a slow, late morning after a meaningful date. I have so much fun with play, and enjoying each other’s company through a variety of activities is my favorite. So good for the soul and also amazing for restorative sleep. ☺️ Grazie

I’m attending a funeral for someone I love very much today—save your tears, they had a great life!—so I promise I see your emails and will be getting back to you later today or tomorrow 😘

Some real heat and fireworks for you today 🎇 #oursky

Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY@lennonwren.com · last mo.

Not to be dramatic but I think my brain chemistry changed permanently after how scandalously this evening went 🫠 Inviting both @meetelenamarchetti.com and I to your dinner plans is always a good idea.

Not to be dramatic but I think my brain chemistry changed permanently after how scandalously this evening went 🫠 Inviting both @meetelenamarchetti.com and I to your dinner plans is always a good idea.

Look how happy he made me by opting in for the wine pairing! Never mind that I am a slow drinker and always one course behind 🍷 #oursky

Mag Mile Princess? More like Birthday Princess 👑 ✨Celebrations all month long ✨

Not pictured: the LEGS on this duo. 🔥🔥 Thank you to the gentleman with exquisite taste who brought me and @louiselovingjoy.bsky.social together, and also, you’re welcome. 😽 #oursky

Something bratty to kick things off with a bang 😙

Saint Avery Carter | NYC@saintaverycarter.bsky.social · last mo.

When Daddy says good morning, what do you say back?

A little city kitty / country kitty combo for your consideration 🥰😽 Soooo excited to see Louise in my neck of the woods! We obviously know how to have a great time.

Louise Loving@louiselovingjoy.bsky.social · last mo.

Guess which hottie I get to see again? @meetelenamarchetti.com! Offering duos during my Chicago/Schaumburg visit.

Many of you are amazing & present dads to kids, pets, even plants. Or you’re positive father figures to those in your life, or in your community. It matters that men show up & create safety for those in their care. It creates wide-ranging safety for the rest of us. Happy Father’s Day ❤️ Big baci

Sopranos: He Was A Saint (Livia Soprano)

Alt: Sopranos GIF of Tony’s mom Livia saying “He Was A Saint” about Tony’s deceased dad Johnny

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I know I said the second part of my lingerie erotica was my next blog post, and it is cued up so don't worry, but I had to quickly interject with summer updates because there at least TWO and they are BIG and JUICY. Read below. #oursky elenamarchetti.substack.com/p/020-ch-ch-...

020: Ch-ch-ch-changes

Big juicy summer 2026 updates from Elena

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