Seems that two jocks have spotted you on the beach. Looming over you with smirks, the two doughballs, Brett and @rarisimo.bsky.social's Owen, proceed to flirt with you nonstop for the next couple of minutes. The only question is, who are you heading home with~? Thanks to @kofuhowlfy.bsky.social
Mekki~
@mekkirob.bsky.social
BD: 07/22/1994 Minors kindly get lost. : ) Hiii, it's Mekki! Hiiiiiiii!
"Heh, check it. Is this yer car?" Despite his overwhelming amount of girth and that his body wobbled with the smallest of movements, Brett was still incredibly strong underneath all that heft! So much so that your car is nothing more than a paperweight to him. Thanks to @caninebehemoth.bsky.social
Exploring dungeons always comes with its fair share of risks; all adventurers know that. However, what both @cometcrushincuties.bsky.social and Brett didn't realize was that the threat this dungeon posed wasn't to their lives, but to their waistlines. Thanks again to @kofuhowlfy.bsky.social!
I'll be taking a few month break off of most social platforms, here included, I will still get notifications in case something urgent happens but I will be off the grid for a while, thanks for understanding.
Foreplay is really just two bros licking their lips while looking at each other wondering who is hungrier and I think that is beautiful.
When your they/them friend switches to he/him pronouns so you can finally call him John Binary
hard vore fur pickup lines like: "Are you from Massachusetts? Because you're the only mass I wanna chew, sis" send text
Someone went around saying they owned the character and tried to sell him to someone else, thankfully this was dealt with but we are still working on getting the scammers information to put that out there to the world so this doesn't happen again.
Some confusion has ensued earlier centering around a character of mine and I wanted to clear it up; This is Oliver, my handsome koala designed by @glazfox.bsky.social ! (He also did the third image feating @bigbadbrett.bsky.social ) Second image by @energyunit.bsky.social !
Some confusion has ensued earlier centering around a character of mine and I wanted to clear it up; This is Oliver, my handsome koala designed by @glazfox.bsky.social ! (He also did the third image feating @bigbadbrett.bsky.social ) Second image by @energyunit.bsky.social !
Please help my friend if you are able.
I am loathe to ask for help already again, but I very much do want her ashes. So I have to pay for that as well as the Vet visit. If you're able to help, that's wonderful, if not, that's okay too. ko-fi.com/mrscottybear
Another year older, another year wiser, thank you everyone who was here with me today on my birthday. You mean the world to me and made my day much better than it would have otherwise been.
And to be clear... we all know what direction it's being rounded to.
Getting so fat that rounding your weight to the nearest decimal is the equivalent of several galaxies worth of lard in either direction.
Getting so fat that rounding your weight to the nearest decimal is the equivalent of several galaxies worth of lard in either direction.
Nothing says summer more than a good summer festival! The only problem for the people running the food stalls is that they have to pack extra for a certain fatass wolf who's made it his mission to eat at every stall he finds, and he's not looking for just a snack! Thanks to PearyPanda on FA!
I think I want another kinky backrooms or saw series... perhaps a fun slime ending in dark souls would be fun, too... Much untapped potential.
Okay, that's about 15% of what I haven't posted, I deserve rest, lmao.
Images all from @ mrscottybear featuring my character's, y'all are sleepin on commissioning him
More from @ itsbaltyboi Slimes and fizzy lifting drinks, what will the world throw my way next? Well, so long as I don't pop.........
Art from @ highlandheifer featuring myself and @ bigbadbrett Guys, my prank channel is about to get so many views you don't even know
Some art from @ smandraws featuring myself and @ bigbadbrett Quite the distinguished pair that comes in many flavors, don't you think?
Some more from @ Glazfox 1: feat @ thefatdrake /zerowhitefang and myself, halloween costumes! He went as the blob~ 2: feat Glaz and... well, a certain pancake 3: feat @ dexterrabbit , to the fun vats!
More from @ Glazfox this time featuring myself and @ Zakharim He's cute, but with more blubber he'll be even cuter, even Pigsaw thinks so :-)
Some gifts from @ Kanjibear from @ artisipancake on fa and @ joveejovee I'm big, they're bigger, I'm biggest, they're cosmic, who's really counting, though? Us. We're counting every pound.