If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Always make a silly woman your wife If you want my particular point of view, Get a silly girl to marry you

K-Pants

Pants Romana

Pants Vobiscum

Is that...is that their child

I'm gonna walk these dogs right outta my hair

Y'all. I HAVE ACHIEVED PSLF. Tonight I drink the big-ass bottle of sparkle wine I have saved for 10 years for this purpose. prROsSTtttttttt

NO TREBLE IN AMBIENT NOISE TREBLE IN HARSH NOISE ONLY fight me

Ate a whole bucket of cheetos popcorn at the NIN concert - what a nite

Tongues are weird, man. Like, there's a big, meaty slug that lives in my mouth, and I want to put it on things

The camp is strong tonight, and I am DELIGHTED

First time out of town with @tridroid.bsky.social in 5 mo! Waiting for @herayuga.bsky.social to take the stage, also drunk