Eléna de M H
@mellohog.bsky.social
🎯 Here for The Archers mainly. 🏉 Glasgow Warriors fan. 📚 Reading and writing.
Don't worry, Chelsea, Sgt Burns is on it. He'll have Monty arrested in no time. #TheArchers
Please let Chelsea run over Bert with the horsebox. Please let Chelsea run over Bert with the horsebox. Please let Chelsea run over Bert with the horsebox. Please let Chelsea run over Bert with the horsebox. Please let Chelsea run over Bert with the horsebox. #TheArchers
An old friend and I were reminiscing about the weird school we went to. Before teaching (using that word in a very loose sense), our physics teacher had been a podium dancer at Ministry of Sound. He did a lunchtime demonstration of breakdancing in the library once.
If Clarkson thinks people should write to say thank you for benefits I think the rich should also write to apologise for using tax avoidance to a specific Dr Nurse Teacher or Care worker explaining what they will do with the money and why they don’t care about a healthy well funded country.
Is Bert so awful because he's constantly constipated? Won't eat his greens. #TheArchers
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
Bert AND Eddie. What have we done to deserve this? #TheArchers And Neil caving! Urgh.
So Fallon can't go for a few drinks with her friends but Kenton can go for a curry and darts with Harrison? #TheArchers
Getting old is no fun when you constantly make everyone's lives a misery! #TheArchers
Oh, here we go. Woman in her 40s wants to do something for herself and she's selfish. 🖕 #TheArchers
Fallon starting a new job is hardly the same as Rochelle committing an act of animal rights-based terrorism! (Eh, it might not have been terrorism.) #TheArchers
If Fallon is a 'free spirit' then maybe she needs an Erik type who's just there every so often. #TheArchers
Why is it called sleaze and not corruption? Is it to keep that British exceptionalism/moral high ground? Corruption is what happens in other countries. 🙄
The interminable discussion of the Odessey - and the blockbuster book and ticket sales - indicate quite how important and popular the HUMANITIES are. Maybe not a great idea to cut them hmmmm??
"A hammock in the Tube station." 🤣🤣🤣
Greg Jenner (Historian)@gregjenner.bsky.social · 6d agoNEW EPISODE! This week on You’re Dead To Me, we explore the history of underwear 🩲 I’m joined by the hilarious @vicmmic.bsky.social and fashion historian @serenadyer.bsky.social Exclusively on BBC iPlayer & Sounds for the first month, then YouTube & all Podcast apps in late August
You can still be abusive without hitting someone. #TheArchers
Why is Jolene so irate? Fallon can progress her career if she wants to! #TheArchers
But Bert thinks the world owes him something! Urgh. This is enraging!!! #TheArchers
Will the dog that attacked David's sheep belong to whoever parks the SUV near Helen's house? #TheArchers
Welcoming regional listeners to Radio 4 and it's Bert they get exposed to! #TheArchers
Oh no. I've f'ing had it with parents emotionally blackmailing their adult children because their decisions don't suit them. Didn't expect this from Jolene. #TheArchers
Martha's had a lot to adjust to with Rex? It's her verbally abusive great-grandfather that's the problem! #TheArchers
He's a misogynistic old prick. Tell him to GTF. #TheArchers