Mellow the Bird
@mellowthebird.net
Birb fursuiter | She/Her | 36/F/Chicago Mathemagical Software Wizard in Big Big Tech ~Just an effervescently silly nerdy birdy~
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
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Next con I go to, I'm going to focus on maximizing the amount of wing hugs I give. I love giving them. :3
Just roosting in my hotel room at MFF until it's time to fly off again. :>
Aren't they adorable? Everything's better when we're together :3 @mellowthebird.net @gazzybunyeen.bsky.social #fursuit #fursuiteveryday #furry #furryfandom
what's a tech birb without her whiskey? :3 (i'm going to need it after this oncall x.x')
Sleepy's gala dress for Furry Migration was _phenomenal_!!! I'm so glad I got a picture with them!
what can I say? I'm a bird who loves a slow feathery dance :>
did a little drawing of my fursona with some colored pencils! ^.^
Mellow has been properly feminized now! I can't wait to show off all of her changes at the next con! <3 <3
Dr: Your heart rate is 149, are you feeling okay? Me: Well, it should be fast. I'm a bird. :> Dr: ...what?
Still migrating stuff over from Twitter: my Halloween costume for work last year seems exceedingly relevant.
I loved that #fursquared had a piano to play on. Although, it's a little too hard to play in my suit... >.>'
I loved the masquerade ball at Fursquared this year! I hope there are more dancing events like this next year! :o
