“Alfy is back.”

“ it’s 12:31 am why are we fighting kids?”

“Hey more fellow aliens-“

beautiful morning weather we’re having.

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Pop corn stuck in his throat help-

but either way congratulations toph

i lost money again today. mister tanner is going to kill me-

Alf always bids his money on stuff

Go team go

// I’m dead 😭

“ Be careful planning your next move-.” #KremlingVsBandit

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌@kroolestking.bsky.social · last yr.

"excellent choice!"

“ I wouldn’t be so sure! hah-“ #KremlingVsBandit

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#KremlingVsBandit my money is on the big crocodile

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“Well i’ll be honest with ya pal. i haven’t seen the tanners in quite some while.”

Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀 Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 3y ago

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍

dusting off alf good to see ya again

trying to chase the cat

He goes to find them

“Oh really that’s good news- i’m not the last of my kind.”

how many did ya see of my kind?

Gaslight gatekeep girl boss!

“i would do no such things.”

me if you care

the rocks look scrumptious

🕯️ Summoning the tanners candle 🕯️

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why the long face?

letmedoit for you

A L F@melmacianalien2.bsky.social · 2y ago

I just learned that alf can read japanese. 🤣