Melony🍈
@melonteee.bsky.social
It's me the pathetic man enjoyer || 27 || Aussie || pronouns are anything (she/her, they/them, etc)
a specific anger I harbour from being a little girl with my little girl interests is... if you call something a dragon and show me a wyvern I am going to be so fucking angry
about to go to a crazy good seafood boil I'm sorry you guys can't experience this with me 😔🦞🦐
I'm willing to open a PO Box again but only if I get sent zosan doujins and zosan doujins ONLY!!!! 🗣️🗣️
the funniest part in Elbaf rn is still when Sanji dropped in on the Loki situation and had no idea wtf was going on and was desperately seeking context for why everyone just fucking hated this guy and no one was answering him LMFAO
Anyone uh *scratches neck* anyone think Sanji kicks so hard sometimes that his uh *sniffs* that his pants rip around the uhhh *coughs* thigh area? Maybe?
I'm thinking about witch hat again how tf did Olruggio get approved to be Qifrey's Watchful Eye like ohhh surely gay yearner mcgee will report in on his decades long situationship twink, he'll surely report in on the guy he's quietly begging for a crumb of ??? wtf are we doing
I'm a damn hypocrite LMAOOO but if you love One Piece's political commentary regarding history, liberation and passing of wills then you have GOT to watch Orb: On The Movements Of The Earth, it's a masterpiece and I still tear up just thinking about it
the actual worst part about being into one piece is "oh you like one piece? Then let me recommend this thing that's nothing like one piece, it's just like one piece!"
Sanji gotta be a monster when he's haggling at the food market
But if you were Don Krieg or smthn and you got beaten by some no name pirate who went on to become an emperor your stocks would go up would they not?
would Sanji let a vampire gobble him up considering he won't let anyone starve answer quickly
happy one piece day this silly pirate manga really changed my life 😭✌️
obnoxious problematic customer at the Baratie yelling "DISGUSTING!! DID A CHILD MAKE THIS??" just for Zeff to glare at him and say "Yes." with Sanji teary eyed behind him
damn what they put in this? Sanji?? tastes good as fuck I'll take TWO✌️more and another TWO✌️more after THAT‼️‼️ make that ✌️✌️✌️ANOTHER SIX🗣️🗣️
can't wait for One Piece to be the story of Wokeboy and Chudmu
Imu's entrance really drips with aura I am SCARED of him yet somewhat drawn to him yet also disgusted by him and he is evil but he is beautiful but he is SCARYYYYYYYYYYY
this art makes me too emotional like that's Zeff and his son that's his little booooy that's his son SHUT UUUUUUP 😭😭
They call him Silvers Rayleigh cause I'm Rayleighing him with my Silvers
I wanna believe Sanji tells the boys NO snacks before dinner time...but he sneaks Chopper a little chocolate and says don't tell the others 🥺🫶
Excited to announce I was on a podcast called Girl Perverts where we talk about specifically Sanji! It was a fantastic time, and I'd like to thank my fellow girl perverts for having me! The Spotify link is here if you'd like to listen: open.spotify.com/episode/38kP...
One Piece: Whole Cake Island (1998 - ) "Deconstructed Brulee" (ft. Melonteee)
Girl Perverts* · Episode
open.spotify.com
I'm so sick I read an entire series that was REALLY good like insanely good and then I'm like "okay back to one piece back to Sanji" this is an illness
Robin being a Strawhat aside and Sanji loving her for that alone aside, I forever standby the reason Sanji was so enraged and so determined to chase after Robin is because he related way too much in Robin thinking her life can at LEAST be worth a sacrifice, if anything at all
I actually think it's okay to live in a glass house and throw stones if you're not expecting longevity from the glass house in which you reside
unfortunately I miss Sanji a lot and unfortunately there really is something in Sanji that makes him addictive idk what it is he can just be everything and also nothing and also everything at the same time I NEED to crush him