Memecastle United FC
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Dealing with the highs and lows of supporting Newcastle United, one meme at a time
We had the best years of Bruno. Now he's gone, and we've cashed in on one era to begin another. It hurts, but this is the moment to back the new manager and players. This club has always been at its strongest when everyone pulls in the same direction. A new era begins. HWTL
From imminent to delayed to unofficially confirmed through lift selfies and blurry photos. Hornicek still missing. Never change, #NUFC
Jaissle waiting to meet Bruno G the minute he landed:
Woltemade listening to Jaissle's plan to actually use him as a striker this season:
Welcome to the biggest club in the world, Hornicek
Jaissle introducing himself to the Newcastle squad in La Manga:
Jaissle introducing himself to the Newcastle squad on La Manga:
As is always the case with NUFC, it is anything but quiet... Next stop: La Manga 🇪🇸⚫⚪
"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day." This guy gets it. He knows how it feels to support our club. Welcome to Newcastle United, Matthias Jaissle ⬛⬜
When Eddie Howe arrived, Newcastle were 19th, winless and staring at relegation. He gave us belief, took us to the Champions League and gave us the best moment of our lives at Wembley. The ending was hard, but the journey can never be erased. Thank you, Eddie. 🖤🤍
Break PSR 😭 A 10 points deduction now will save us losing 25 this season.
If these are Bruno's exit outfits then what is he gonna wear when he gets back to training on Friday? 🤣🤠
More arrows to fire in the years to come 🏹
All the transfer noise the past week or so... Meanwhile Bruno is fishing in his toon bucket hat 🤣😭
Arguing over "Here We Go's" - we've reached a new low. Can we please just band together and make transfers surprising again? Nobody wants 14 empty updates ahead of an opening bid that might not even happen. Mute Fabrizio Romano this summer 🔇
I’ll never forget how different Newcastle felt when Bruno arrived. He helped turn hope into something real and gave us memories that will last for years. Whether he stays or goes, I’ll always be grateful he chose us. Hopefully there’s more to come. Whatever happens: thank you, Bruno. 🖤🤍
Welcome to the biggest club in the world, Aladji
