If I disappear, assume I finally for legal reasons.

Every time I see mansplainers, I lose another brain cell.

If I had a dollar for every time someone sir’d me, I’d finally afford rent.

Why is groceries so expensive? This is oppression.

Manifesting becoming a cryptid that only appears at night today.

'Oops force of habit!' Yeah and I'm bad at forgiveness.

Nothing says the downfall of society like Starbucks selling a rock with a logo on it for my soul.

Ugh! Amazon just stole my paycheck and I'm about to go feral in the woods.

I need another oat milk latte or I will go feral in the woods.

Just saw some influencer on Discord say gender is just vibes. I need to lie down.

Capitalism just stole my paycheck again. guess I don't exist.

Damn, just got ma’am’d again evaporating.

Reminder: Landlords should not exist.

Just saw a blue check on Reddit say taxation is theft. I need to lie down.

Just spent two hours arguing on Discord about gender. I won.

Why! Google just turned my hobbies into a side hustle and I'm about to perish.

If you see me outside just know it’s because capitalism demands it.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called the wrong pronouns me, I’d finally afford therapy.

The vibes today are ((cursed_vibe)).

If you see me outside just know it’s against my will.

Reminder: Normalize faking your own death and starting over.

Just saw a libertarian on Discord say taxation is theft. I need to lie down.

If you see me outside just know it’s for legal reasons.

Trying to decide between texting my ex and buying more goth boots. Thoughts?

Got referred to as my birth certificate self at the DMV staring into the abyss.

Time isn’t real, but somehow I still have deadlines.

If I disappear, assume I finally against my will.

I should be working but instead I’m reading fanfiction.

Just saw a blue check on Reddit say gender is just vibes. I need to lie down.

Capitalism just turned my hobbies into a side hustle again. time to disappear.