MercenaryJAX
@mercenaryjax.bsky.social
27. Aussie Pro Wrestler. Never shuts up about hyperfixations. 18+ ONLY personal account. Seriously. We be queer and shamelessly NSFW here. He/Him. Discord is mercenaryjax
Why would you give me big wolf lady and then immediately have her leave-
MercenaryJAX@mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 24h agoThe big wolf lady has been acquired the game is finally a 10/10
I crave social interaction yet it is almost midnight Why does my brain be like this
The more I see my housemate play the RE4 Remake the more i'm convinced RE6 is where Resident Evil gameplay peaked why is it so sluggish
The autistic curse to want to message friends and then not do it because you don't want to seem annoying
The urge to make my settings hornier fighting with the urge to keep it serious and focused on the plot
Also yes i'm bored and walking home feel free to annoy me in my dms fr fr
Radiant Dawn run update: I quite like Micaiah and the Dawn Brigade but the second Izuka tried that shit with big bara furry dad Muarim, Ike would have iced the fucker. Zihark is in the party let him also ice the fucker.
The big wolf lady has been acquired the game is finally a 10/10
I can't remember if it was Bathory but I swear there was a metal band that re-recorded/produced their first album to deliberately sound shit and I will never understand why they did that
It's really funny to see the ol right wing straight gamer nerds complaining about *checks notes* the new Castlevania's hot women "looking like men" aka "not looking like children from an anime"
Wild how AI slop coding basically means any repack, game mod or fan translation patch now comes with the added caveat of "wait I need to see of this is full of AI dogshit code and mistranslations before trying it"
Michael Moorcock is aware I exist and that knowledge scares me immensely
"I want low fantasy" no you want Elric you just don't know it yet
Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn immediately throwing hot wolf furries at you. They knew.
Wow okay... Radiant Dawn looking exactly how I had been imagining Path of Radiance did in my head... I am getting emotional over a damn graphics upgrade.
If you have drawn Elric of Melnibone or something inspired by him you legally have to show me it's the rules it's in the terms of service-
It's really funny how Marvel Rivals consistently has some of the worst most overdesigned character and outfit designs of all time but because they slut the cast out people say they're good
Star Wars fans complain that every "Empire game" always has you join the Rebels like yea dawg Star Wars already has a nazi problem the last thing it needs is a game glazing the space nazis
So do I get to say i'm a Fire Emblem fan after I beat like, three or so games or do I need to go do Thracia 776 for the nerd cred-
It's really funny that Rogue Trader ended up furthering the "Eldar don't have sex or be horny" bullshit with Yrliet becoming the new "every Eldar is exactly like this" fanon solely because most 40k fans don't actually read Eldar books. Alaitoc has a brothel and they're the STRICT Craftworld.