||if anyone wants to plot, hmu, I have to go deal with life for a few hours
Deadpool
@mercwithproblems.bsky.social
“With great power comes great irresponsibility…” // 21+, Mdni, WT:kraut, RP // Mature and dark themes warning
In puppy fashion, he’s smiling widely and nodding his head. “This is like one of the dreams I don’t want to wake up from.”
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · 3w agoShe leaned closer, lowering her voice just to tease him. “Is this better?”
“God I should shut this down. but it feels so great how you already know me so well and are still willing to touch me…“ “Can you just at least keep your voice down?!”
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · 3w ago“Aww, you’re kinda cute when you try this hard to impress me. Like a stray puppy desperate for my attention~” She gently patted him on the head.
I’d do about anything for a double hamburger right now. Even things in tights
“I mean that! I SO mean that!!! Say the word and I’ll get homicidal.”
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · 3w ago“It’d be nice if you actually meant that.”
“NO! I would NEVER. But if we’re talking meat, then mine is sort of rotten to the bone. I’d cut you a nice piece out of someone else though! Anything to get a glimmer of your likeness again!”
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · 3w ago“Poison doesn’t really do much to me, darling. But you’d really poison me? I’m kinda hurt, you know. I was starting to like you.”
Okay fine, but I can’t promise that this will be productive for anyone!
"Just trying to do better!" 🕸️ Crossovers and interactions always welcome 🕸️DMs open 🕸️ More then 7 years of rp experience 🕸️ Matching length 🕸️ Multiship with chem. 🕸️ Independent portrayal 🕸️ Writer and muse are of age #MVRP 🕷️ #MARVELRP 🕷️ #OPENRP
Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire) City Swing
ALT: Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire) City Swing
static.klipy.com
I’d just feel really bad if I poisoned you. You might never recover!
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · 3w agoNew faces, fresh meat. Who wants to be on my menu?
Are we gonna kill venom or something? Please. I really don’t like that he’s cooler than me on my own planet.
“It’s not anything of what you probably think! I’m here to just innocently watch a movie!” Cheesing and fiddling with his fingers, cutely.
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3w agoCough. "Hi Wade." Pete blinked a few times, watching the Merc with a Mouth. "Sup? What brings you by the Big Apple?"
“It was worth a try!” Wade sheepishly shrugged his shoulders. WHY NOW? He might be corrupt but he respects personal boundaries!!
𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿❜𝘀 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲@winter-solider.bsky.social · 3w ago" No. " James took a step back, he genuinely had no interest in this hug... but it felt it was gonna come anyways.
On the joooob!! Ignore the bullet holes. Unless you think they give me a more dominant aura.
“Hi, honey. I love when you critically gaze upon me.”
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3w agoA moment of silence passes, then the masked part of his eyes narrows from his absolutely touched smile. “….. thank you, winter boots. I think this tumultuous up and down of emotions is making me feel something for you. Mainly good things. Do you want to hug?”
𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿❜𝘀 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲@winter-solider.bsky.social · 3w ago" I don't underestimate you. I know the danger you pose. " James was being honest. " Logan can be predicted after an hour fighting him. I could fight you every waking hour for a year and still not be able to predict what you'll do next. Its dangerous. "
────────────────⋆⋅❌⋅⋆──── 𝕋𝐡𝐞 𝕀𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞... ══════════⊹⊱✖️⊰⊹═════════ 匚𝕪𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕡𝕤 ───⋆⋅❌⋅⋆───────────────── 𝕋𝕠 𝕞𝕖, 𝕞𝕪 𝕏-𝕄𝕖𝕟...
ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕪𝕖@oneeyedwonder.bsky.social · last yr."𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭."
“EXCUSE ME?! Okay, I can’t even count all the parts of this that just broke me. I’m trying to cling onto the advantage it brings that you underestimate me. But I also want to challenge you to a 1v1. GOD, how do I deal with this rationally?!?!”
𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿❜𝘀 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲@winter-solider.bsky.social · 3w ago" Wade— With you its... I've taken down Logan. And you're... " Say it nice James, say it nice. " Skilled. But... You are like, an assassin of attrition like Logan. "
Stops stuffing his face with the last piece of hotdog “How can you say that?! You know I’m right here and I have feelings!”
𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿❜𝘀 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲@winter-solider.bsky.social · 3w ago" Yeah— I mean its a workplace hazard. " And into the body bag the assassin who came for him went. " Though— At this point I assume my only major threat is either Widow or Bullseye. "
“Yep. Going out as a loser in your own field is also preeeeetty tough.”
𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿❜𝘀 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲@winter-solider.bsky.social · 3w ago" Assassins against assassins is lame... " Grumbling as he starts cleaning up.
I followed every spider-man I could find. Not in a creepy way… but I hope he’ll love me.
🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️ 🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞. 🕸️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫. 🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧. ✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦ 🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 11mo ago𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫-𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦... 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭... 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧!!
