merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯
@merdemaid.bsky.social
26 they/them lesbo generational curse
so called “animal lovers” working at petco and holding tree frogs with their bare hands
not my grandpa is literally dying but bc me and my mom work at the same place she’s making me go to work today
btw don’t become a teacher or you will literally only get $200 a week if you’re hourly during summer school
me 🤝 fully passing out while getting ready and still going to work
when ppl ask if my tattoos have meaning i lie and say only one for my dead friend but i also have an apple for twilight….
yall tracking down my other socials has locals calling me merde
working w a whole bunch of mothers is knowing some of your coworkers hit their kids and still think they know more than you abt child development bc you don’t have kids
kitten fell asleep somewhere random last night and i couldn’t find him until 5:55am
i called out my friends who are drag queens a few weeks ago for being shitty friends and did you know they decided to no longer invite me to a single pride event so i’ve been lonely and sad
love driving west and catching the beautiful blue ridge mountains on the horizon
these cute ass little backdrops of poison at the bot gardens
was sweating so hard in the botanical gardens my sunburn started peeling
thought abt going to see the nasty ass reflection pool when i was in dc earlier
half the week i am unable to move my neck and shoulder from sleeping on my left side and then i forget again after 24 hours and repeat
if you live near me and you sell ur farm for a data center i’m gonna burn ur last crop yield
little bottle baby is growing his munching teeth and can drink the milk out of the bowl without the bottle YIPPIE
i went to the beach on saturday and forgot sunscreen on only the top of my back
i only get two weeks of vacay and did you know my eye was swollen shut the entire first week
woke up w my eye swollen shut bc some twink’s envy gave me the evil eye
on friday the neighborhood kids found a 3 week old kitten in front of my house so now i am syringe feeding kitten milk to a kitty