For the rest of eternity, anyone who hires someone with DOGE on their resume is a traitor.
Meriah Lysistrata Crawford
@meriah.bsky.social
College professor, private investigator, writer, editor, hiker, chocolate addict. I do research around point of view and trauma, write mysteries and a bunch of other stuff, and I collect inkwells, cool rocks, and books.
So, whatever happened with Kim Kardashian and law school? Did she pass the bar? Why haven't there been updates recently?
I was complaining the other day about how dull a name Milky Way is for a whole, stunning galaxy. Who can I talk to about getting a name change? She deserves something better.
Thought I might have been hacked but no... Apparently Facebook is down. Tragic! Or whatever.
I've been struggling with a work problem for days now, trying to come up with a solution or figure out who to talk to about it. Tonight, I took a shower, pondered, and the solution came to me. So, if you've been wondering what the point is even of showering, there you go.
I tried to unsubscribe from a Twitter notification email this morning. The screen flashed and took me back to the email. They can't even keep their basic links working! Twitter is on fire y'all. Not in a good way.
Holy cow, it's Friday! That's the best! Whoop whoop! Ok, back to work.
