-The mermaid is standing nearby a restraunt tapping her foot repeatedly as if she was waiting for someone. Was she stood up?-

“Yet you’re my advisor so you should experience life truly in my kingdom and not only the parts suitable to your pallet. Even if you do keep making excuses about being busy, eventually you’ll have to watch them and advise me as a good advisor.” -So many advises being thrown around. —>

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last wk.

‎ Realistically, it's probably because he's the one who entertains and enables her behavior the most. Alongside * being her entertainment. " I-I suppose that makes enough sense... But it's not like you really need my help with anything like that. You're the expert- " ‎

“Of course h care if you appear to watch them! You’re my advisor after all! I didn’t send all of those letters to random people’s houses in an attempt to get your attention for nothing. Advisors are supposed to watch and advise on what’s smart to do I think. —>

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last wk.

‎ Though that's because the old executors were... Well. Executed. So * someone had to do the work. ‎

“Well perhaps something you haven’t tried before? Maybe you can watch an execution with me finally! It’s been a long requested thing that you’ve always ignored or refused.” -The princess said without thinking on her words. She was never one for thinking about her actions long term effects. —>

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last wk.

‎ " Always perfect, huh. " Not exactly helpful. Not exactly surprising. " I'm not so sure what would even motivate me right now. " ‎

“Strange… your position seems most strange indeed advisor. Perhaps you do need something to motivate you to not be tired, but I’ve never been in such a position since I’m always perfect.” -Many people would kill to know just how the mermaid thinks on the daily…-

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last wk.

‎ " That is... One way to put it. " " My life is exciting. I have things to look forward to, people to talk to, all sorts of things to do. " " I am just... Tired. Right now. " ‎

“Perhaps it’s because you don’t do anything exciting! I feel really bored and lazy when I do nothing or can’t watch an execution that day. I’m so smart~”

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last wk.

‎ " I... " " I am, alive, in a literal sense. " " ...But I do not, feel alive. " ‎

“But you ARE alive. Unless that’s some form of war paint you have on. Humans and human likes are weird with that stuff I’ve noticed…”

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last wk.

‎ I want to be alive... ‎

“Hmm? What seems to be wrong? … Oh! You must be mistaken. 𝓘’𝓶 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮~”

“I’ve heard a lot about this ‘V-Tubing’ business, perhaps I should try ‘V-Tubing’ myself? If all else fails I can always buy out other ‘V-Tubers’ after all!”

“Yes, of course! I knew someone would eventually understand and I am glad it was you! Not only have you helped me dispose of my competition but you’ve also helped me with my suitor troubles as well! You truly are wonderful Skyla!” -She seemed so happy to have the help. —>

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · last mo.

She tried to think about understanding that concept. Though as it seemed Miranda and Sky could crack down on some pretty good ideas. "Hey! No problem! We gotta make sure that not all the ladies are overrun ya know! And I don't know if I need that favor just yet but if I do...I'll let you know!"

“Oh of course, if any knight or person threatened my kingdom then I would sentence them to death via execution. I may want a suitor but my throne comes first, I can’t have someone taking it from me~” -Well at least she had some common sense, even if it’s in the most deranged way possible. —>

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · last mo.

"made friends with a green dragon once!" She starts, "He's nice, name was Asarious and he just likes to talk gossip or the 'tea'" She'd tap her own chin. "if you find someone like him to strike an easy deal with? They'd scan out the weenies and make sure the prince is handsome too."

“Well your flattery is certainly improving my mood. I do indeed flaunt what I have. Being the heir to the merkingdom means I have to show confidence after all. But your words somehow mean more than those of my serfs.” -Probablt because if they said anything out of line she’d gut them… —>

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · last mo.

"How... How did you get a dragon??? And no... Nothing can be done about the suitor pool. "And if diving suits are too expensive then they're not willing to put in the effort for an amazing princess." She snaps her fingers and swivels her head. "Because remember you are worth it. All the effort."

-The princess’s face soon held confidence as she spoke, her tone keeping up with the attitude shift.- “Why thank you, I already knew I was fairly beautiful despite not being as endowed as my friends. But perhaps loyalty isn’t earned but just having big boobs and a fat ass.” —>

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · last mo.

"and if it gets too hot look into getting someone who knows ice or water magic! I'm sure there's someone around here..." She was thinking aloud. "But... Some people do prefer smaller partners, easier to carry and cuddle with."

“Not just men, if I was looking for just a man I’m sure someone down bellow would be enough but I want something more. I don’t care for one’s gender when it comes to love. I need someone subservient, someone who would toss their life away for me at a moments notice! —>

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · last mo.

-you. But... Wait you took non aquatic partners underwater without gear? Oh that's why they stopped breathing." She giggled a bit. "Think like taking a goldfish outta the tank. Cruel as it is... But that's how it sounds."

“Yes but that then leads into another issue… How am I supposed to find a suitable suitor when I am ‘flat as a board’ as they say?” -Out of everything to be concerned about and it was finding love? Somehow very on theme…- “Surely there has to be some way to have a suitor come to me. —>

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · last mo.

"Oh... Me and drugs don't mix...had to babysit my friend Ronnie while he was high a few too many times." She sighs. Though then again poor Sky seems to be the mom friend. "Oh seems we both have that in common, but don't let her tease ya, all boobs are good boobs."

“Oh! Polly is a good friend of mine, she’s started to introduce me to a lot of these ‘party drugs’ people speak of.” -right… her under any substance should be monitored heavily…- “Unfortunately Polly has what many would consider ‘huge boobs’ and she certainly likes them.”

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · last mo.

Moth seems to squint. "Who is this Polly. All boobs are good boobs." Sky is happy to protect her merfriend. "And your chest is just fine. She says anything, show her mine, I could probably knock her out with these."

-Pouting because she has been told she has a “very small chest” according to some of her friends… Mostly Polly.-

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · last mo.

Sky looking around as it's apparently big boob day? She offers this.

“The lack of princes/princesses/knights I have encountered is shamefully low! I need a way to encourage more to venture to me so that I may judge to see whether or not they are marriage material!”

“I don’t follow, while I agree of not liking disgusting and gross things near me, I don’t understand the rest.” -She wasn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer… In fact she was probably one of the dullest knives there but she had the spirit.-

𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓞𝓡 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣@hellfirequeen.worm.skin · 2mo ago

"I always wanted to be a teacher... and I became a monster. I've seen my students die before me far too many times..." "I can get annoyed by the filth, but what truly disgusts me is the filth that so often rests happily on the top, never having to truly earn their keep."

“Why? Shouldn’t you behead anyone you disagree with or take out the opposition? I don’t do terrible things because all of my ideas are great! Even that one plan that some deemed a ‘suicide mission’ It worked out in the end after all!”

𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓞𝓡 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣@hellfirequeen.worm.skin · 2mo ago

"Respect is one of them, so is atonement, and forgiveness. I did some terrible things, and part of me will always be paying for them until the day I die."

“Eugh, I don’t envy that. Especially dealing with all the poor people. I was born into royalty from my father, and passed down all of his money to me! Though apparently there are things land people deem ‘unbuyable’”

𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓞𝓡 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣@hellfirequeen.worm.skin · 2mo ago

"I earned my title myself. I clawed my way up from among filth to be where I am."

“Oh I will in time! Once my parents pass away they’ve entrusted the crown to me, and I’ll be considered the queen.”

𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓞𝓡 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣@hellfirequeen.worm.skin · 2mo ago

"Try becoming a queen, for a start."

“Even more princesses? I didn’t know being a princess was mainstream! I must do something to set myself apart!”

“I said certified freak, seven days a week, wet ass- Ok WHO sent me this to sing aloud? This doesn’t sound at all like a siren song! Tell me so that I may sentence them to death!”

“I said certified freak, seven days a week, wet ass- Ok WHO sent me this to sing aloud? This doesn’t sound at all like a siren song! Tell me so that I may sentence them to death!”

ViVi That’s so based! Evil twins are such a cool deck, I played a lot of it when their new support came out, it was such a cool experience, I should really play them again given I have the deck built already

𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅@karawot.bsky.social · 2mo ago

4 - Evil Twins (both) from Yu-Gi-Oh! I did actually wrote them once, on bsky as a matter of fact... A long ass time ago. But it was very short lived... Still, my favorite YGO deck ever, and I also love them so much!

> @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social SHOCK THE TIDES, FRY THE QUEEN!

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“Oh it’s so hot out! Most of my serfs have dried up! See, look at them! How am I supposed to expand my kingdom if they keep drying up like this?”

“Oh! One of my friends accidentally let the celebration tiger out in a random school, you could say that’s what killed her. It’s like the animal attack you said before, but much cooler.” -…Oh Skyla’s so going to jail if that’s the best excuse she has to come up with. —>

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Skyla absolutely panicking. Definitely. Don't mind her. Curse her trying to do nice things for her friends.

“I’m sure you’ll be ok! All you have to do is make up an excuse if the police end up, that’s what all my friends do. It’s why one of them was allowed to shoot random civilians on the street for a month.” -Wherever she came from either had the dumbest police force or they were convincing liars. —>

✧𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊✧@nerdymoth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Skyla would seem to sigh, looking at the clothing she had. Might burn the clothing. Wear her new sweater she's been meaning to wear anyways. "I mean you have a point...but I can't breathe underwater."