These taste fantastic, by the way.

Dream job: coming up with the slogans on Love Hearts. Although I’d probably be sacked for slipping in the odd “wanker”.

The premiere of Ted Lasso series 4 is apparently 45 minutes long, effectively demonstrating they've learned absolutely nothing from season 3.

🥵🥵🥵

I beg your pardon

Alright, Deutsche Bahn, calm down. It’s an app, you’re not changing the world.

I love when there’s a pregnant host and slowly over the course of the series a chair sneaks into the show. #SewingBee

I must inform you that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” just went platinum, according to the RIAA. www.riaa.com/gold-platinu...

There needs to be a word - perhaps in German - for the relief you feel when you finally unfollow someone who’s been irritating you for ages.

I genuinely couldn't tell you how this song goes. I'm sure I've heard it at some point but I certainly don't know the words and the dance. I know Somebody Told Me, if that helps? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The hill I will die on: You should be legally obliged to play Mr Brightside at your wedding | Amelia Tait

Any marriage that starts without the Killers’ biggest hit is guaranteed to end in divorce, says freelance features writer Amelia Tait

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“Do you want chocolate sprinkles?” “…no.”

Fascinated that people can buy the tiniest car on Earth and still can’t fit it in a parking space.

A very pregnant woman walked past, visibly staggering under the weight, and I once again thanked the Gods I’m a man.

Reminder that James Bond enters public domain in Europe in 2035. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2035_in...

2035 in public domain - Wikipedia

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Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2d ago

Amy Pascal says the next James Bond will likely be chosen by the end of 2026. “I would say the end of the year is a good bet.” (via Deadline) #JamesBond #AmyPascal

Gayton near Heswall was already a cheap laugh and then I learn of this place. myplacebase.com/places/view/...

Gayton Hole Cheshire

Gayton Hole is a small estuary located on the coast of Cheshire, England. Nestled between the towns of Heswall and Parkgate, it comprises a picturesque landscape of salt marshes, mudflats, and tidal creeks. The estuary is formed by the confluence of the River Dee and the Irish Sea, providing a...

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Not. Everything. Needs. To. Be. A. Musical. www.whatsonstage.com/news/trainsp...

Trainspotting The Musical cancels tour

The show is currently running in the West End

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ITV News had a man from Thames Water on to talk about the drought. I couldn’t hear what he said though because I kept shouting “fuck off you money grabbing cunt”.

I assumed that her desperate need for a car was because she lived in some remote Cotswold village but it turns out she’s in Kingston Upon bloody Thames.

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2d ago

Author Lynda La Plante banned from driving for six months

For some reason Colton is doing his confessionals dressed as the Archduke of Luxembourg. #TraitorsUS

Advertising Ludwig (starring David Mitchell) in front of Only Connect (starring Victoria Coren-Mitchell) feels weird.

I know a lot of people who knew Jimmy Cricket, and they all say he was as lovely as you'd imagine and hope.

waltydunlop@waltydunlop.bsky.social · 2d ago

I once sat in a pub beer garden during festival time in Edinburgh, and the time I was there coincided with the audience from a Jimmy Cricket show spilling out and into the pub grounds. I swear, you never saw such a silly, delighted, just downright *happy* bunch of people. Not a bad old epitaph.

Like all great writers, it's a time to pay tribute to the words they left us with

The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 2d ago

BREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness

Changed to Classic Neighbours and LOOK who is making her first appearance!

Richard Tice criticises the Archbishop of Canterbury and 24 hours later his finances are being investigated by the Standards Committee.

Winking Jesus Blessed

ALT: Winking Jesus Blessed

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Kind of bored of 2026 now.

I am once again asking for an eccentric millionaire to fund my multi-day exploration of the Tashkent Metro.

Will Jennings@willjennings.bsky.social · 3d ago

Uzbekistan's modernist architecture has now entered UNESCO's listing as a world heritage asset. A little while ago I visited for @wallpapermag.bsky.social to see it for myself: www.wallpaper.com/architecture...

I’m just a boy, lying in bed, dwelling on every single time I failed in my life

I need someone to take these Yanks aside and tell them that the breakfast room door is two hundred years old so can they stop hammering on it like fucking Black Rod.

Scott@merseytart.com · 3d ago

There’s a woman called Porsha on American Traitors and every time she comes up all I can hear is “Portia reads the papers.”

There’s a woman called Porsha on American Traitors and every time she comes up all I can hear is “Portia reads the papers.”