[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!

With petrol so expensive Albo should make beer free. Eternal government is within your grasp. Make it free!

You should be able to scan your Woolworths Everyday Reward card at the pub

I used to live near a pub that did sports trivia on Fridays. It was just 20 blokes in the TAB area. No paper and pen. No rounds. No winner. Just a dude asking questions and the first to put their hand up got to answer. "Alright, Glen was first. Go ahead Glen. Sorry that's incorrect. Ron was next"

Glad that there's a joint other than twitter now but every post I scroll past here is like "anyone else keep buying books when they have a pile of unread books? So good to be posting somewhere that the Orange dictator isn't! Anyway, here's the worst constructed joke you've ever seen"

Mark Latham PM's XI in Canberra wrapped

Someone should write a book about the history, politics and etiquette of the office morning tea. We know the name of the first man on the moon but not the first person to bring sausage rolls to a morning tea and that's just wrong

Wonder what Winnie the Pooh would have thought of the election? "Oh bother" one would imagine! Siri schedule tweet for maximum engagement

Every time that Mike Tyson shuffled around like an invalid, Netflix greenlit another adult animated series that looks like the cartoonists have never seen a human face