You can tell the HotD intro tapestry isn’t being sewn by Helaena because it’s all battles and no bugs.
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I’m not normally one to make political predictions, but Marisa Simonetti is going to be the first female president of this great nation 🙌
I know you’re only following me for updates on the ascension of global consciousness, so here you go. This one is of particular interest to those of you experienced in AI-compatible wombs.
Matt Olson@metalson.bsky.social · 3mo agoDesperately trying to myself ready for ascension but a little confused about what specifically I am supposed to do.
Call it “unrealistic”, but beer you can smoke is inevitable, it is the future.
At 9:11 every day you can make a wish but the one rule is you can’t wish for more 9/11s.
Wanna see some stuff that burned in my neighborhood lately? I think it’s neat!
Mamdani’s silence about the bad roommate in Bushwick has been deafening, btw.
So which is it? Did V step into the crowd, taking in live performances at Vogue World: Hollywood, or is Japan turning footsteps into electricity? Get your story straight motherfuckers.
The HotD ensemble is so good in this episode partly because everyone is split up into pairs: Rhaenyra/Daemon, Alicent/Halaena, Larys/Aegon, Ormund/Daeron, Alys/Aemond, Addam/Baela, Criston/Gawain, Oscar/Roddy, Torrhen/Sabbitha. Everyone’s got a cool buddy dynamic except for Tyland the 3rd wheel.
That’s a nice article you wrote there, it’d be a real shame if someone scrolled past the first several pages of navel-gazey anecdotes and started reading at the part where you get to the fucking point.
One of the biggest writing mistakes in TV history is how they named him “The Fonz” instead of “Mr Cool Guy”
I’m waiting for just one liberal politician to say something nice about Sam Neill.
On July 13, 2019, Willem Van Spronsen was killed by police while taking action to disable the fleet of buses that serve the Northwest Detention Center, a private immigration detainment facility in Tacoma, Washington. Everyone should read or re-read his final statement today: crimethinc.com/willem
On Willem Van Spronsen’s Action against the Northwest Detention Center in Tacoma
We understand why Willem Van Spronsen decided to give his life to interrupt the violence that is perpetrated against undocumented people in the US.
crimethinc.com
Not to be a conspiracy guy but it really seems like Mitch drank Lindsey’s life force or something.
The Sopranos is an important cultural artifact because of the way it documents the advent of the Big Mouth Billy Bass, and the effect that it had on the world, what it meant for people.
GoT omitted the scene where Ned Tells Arya that she reminds him of Lyanna and that she looks like her, and didn’t get anything close to the smoke Dunk&Egg got for omitting the “Night who remembers his vows” line, and cutting Lady Stoneheart didn’t get half the smoke that HotD cutting Nettles did.
Why are people telling Graham Platner to drop out, he just stole the entire GOP electorate out from underneath Susan Collins!
If you were gonna do the clockwork orange procedure on Kash Patel, you wouldn’t have to put shit on his face.
Left to their own devices, HBO would’ve called the other TV show “Game of the Throne”
“You should know that before your lord husband died, he said: whatever” (Through tears) “Okay like, whatever, man!”
Within each person is a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator and a Borat impersonator, locked in an eternal struggle over how to talk about their wife.
How come there’s one guy in the Riverlands just named “Utherydes Wayn” What kind of a name is Utherydes for an Andal? That dude is from Mantarys or Carcosa or some freaky place like that.
Elected democrats believe with all their hearts that elected republicans are their friends, republican voters are real americans, and democratic voters are worse than scum
The metric system is superior in most cases but Europe should really adopt Fahrenheit for weather because it’s really great for driving home the severity of a hot ass day. “Be careful its gonna be 37 degrees!” just doesn’t cut it. It’s gonna be a goddamn HUNDRED!
People criticizing End It’s banana man incident by equating their defenders to someone saying “She asked for it by dressing like that” are cursed forever and they will die in a mosh pit or crowd crush.
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
Every video game streamer would be 100% more watchable if they’d just shut the fuck up.