Mr Jet Set
@metroman80.bsky.social
Non-award winning, professionally amateur pitmaster. Good vibes only.
Whipped up a fresh batch of peach Chipotle bbq sauce. Ketchup, Worcestershire, molasses, brown sugar…and that’s all I’m sharing lol. Never in my life did I envision myself buying big ass cans of ketchup by the case 🤣
Fresh cut pineapple is undefeated. Not sure why I don’t buy the whole fruit more often
Yall. I salvaged the briskets!!! They’re completely edible. Moist & tender. Fat not rendered like my normal briskets…no deep smoke flavor. But it’ll eat!!!! SEND IT
Mr Jet Set@metroman80.bsky.social · 14h agoMoment of transparency…it ain’t always rainbows & butterflies. I had a grease fire this morning after I left home. Checked temp via my phone and noticed it reading 573 degrees. Raced home and…
The briskets are in the oven, wrapped in foil. Gonna get them tender, remove any inedible parts and chop it. It will be vacuum sealed, to be reincarnated for chopped beef sandwiches. Add sauce, pickles, & onions.
Moment of transparency…it ain’t always rainbows & butterflies. I had a grease fire this morning after I left home. Checked temp via my phone and noticed it reading 573 degrees. Raced home and…
“Kielbasa & cabbage” kinda mood for dinner 🤔🤔🤔 Quick, easy, and cheap.
Trash day (& trash day eve) are my among my weekly favorite things. Get all this shit outta here! Condo life had me spoiled in that regard. Take that shit to the trash room any time. Collected 3x weekly.
I’m low key surprised my job is sending people to this expo. In my mind I’m like “uhm have yall seen the agenda?” But I also know how to STFU ☝🏾
Conference in Vegas to kick off my bday week/weekend! Vegas, then straight to New Orleans. I know my “Check Liver” light finna start blinking
I could’ve went even more extreme and offered yellow rice instead of Mac & cheese. I fucking love yellow rice, for the record. That “Vigo” pack went platinum in our apartment growing up
Today: initial shopping for Saturday’s farmers market. Menu will be brisket, ribs, smoked salmon, chicken, & smoked sausage. Sides will be Mac & cheese, green beans, and maybe baked beans. I wanted to do lobster tails & lamb chops, but I won’t for a couple of reasons…
Last minute catering request for 200-300 people?…hot dogs & hamburgers? That type of menu isn’t usually my thing but at that quantity…LFG.
Big “spend up the rest of this allocated money before the end of the fiscal year” energy. I was beyond due anyway 🥴🥴🥴🥴
These niggas fucked yo the time conversion. It’s 10:30pm Eastern 🥴🥴😭😭
Mr Jet Set@metroman80.bsky.social · 2d ago
The catfish filet mold is crazy! (And accurate as hell)
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 3d agoI bite into a piece of fish and it’s grits, I’m fighting someone
I have to present (virtually) to an international audience today. They’re all in Guam. The meeting starts at 8:30pm, local time 🥴🥴🥴
I got a dozen cupcakes from the store. I’m already mentally committed to eating 2 of them. Just gotta decide what flavors
Gonna put some meatballs in this sauce to eat at work tomorrow (for breakfast lol)