⠀ ⠀⠀ABSOLUTELY HORRID, DARLING .

⠀ ⠀⠀Those two are stealing my thing. My half-face thing. ⠀⠀Daaaaarlings? How much for a solid hitman?

⠀⠀jarona ?

* 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙲𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚄𝚙 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 .@ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social · 6d ago

* say "jarona"

⠀⠀bootsky...

⠀⠀﹙ a moment of confusion set in heavy, two left eyes soon lifting to stare at her as he finally settles just a little. ﹚ ⠀⠀you -. your merciful majesty, you are rather.. gracious, today.

Toriel.@nosenuzzles.bsky.social · 3w ago

P-Please, Mettaton, honey, calm down... [ She kneels, trying to meet him at eye level. ] I mean you no harm, dear. Is something the matter? I have never seen you so fearful before.

⠀⠀﹙ yet there he goes, on his knees and soon resting his hands against the floor for mercy. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀even worse-! oh, my queen, please don't blame me for my ignorance...

Toriel.@nosenuzzles.bsky.social · 3w ago

O-Oh, my, you do not have to beg my forgiveness, dear. It has been a very long time since my reign. And even so, I was never much for formalities.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀﹙ the stage lights are burning . ﹚

⠀⠀your grace - ⠀⠀forgive me for not making a.. formal announcement.

Toriel.@nosenuzzles.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hm...?

⠀⠀darlings, if i'm dead tomorrow, can you bury my beeeaaautiful body in a bed of flowers and cry me a river?

⠀⠀O-OH sweet angel of death, that's the queen.

You didn't get this far by giving up... ... did you?

I will do my best to take care of you... ... for as long as you need.

⠀⠀catgirls, dicegirls, meangirls and seen girls. ⠀⠀what's the big idea ??

⠀⠀i'm certainly seeing things. a talking flower? time to go reset my visual receptors.

⠀⠀ATTENTION !!! ⠀⠀i've received a memo that it's a certain person's birthday today. someone who may or may not be a ... ⠀⠀﹙ squinting at a note card, holding up tiny sunglasses like reading glasses. ﹚ ⠀⠀darling dreadfulest dear, what the 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 is a "𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴".

⠀⠀ATTENTION !!! ⠀⠀i've received a memo that it's a certain person's birthday today. someone who may or may not be a ... ⠀⠀﹙ squinting at a note card, holding up tiny sunglasses like reading glasses. ﹚ ⠀⠀darling dreadfulest dear, what the 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 is a "𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴".

⠀⠀⠀another tv star in my notifications? TSK. gah. ⠀⠀⠀i'm not the best at competition, mmmn.

⠀⠀⠀it's in my contract, darling. ⠀⠀⠀part of the tv program. cannibalism is IN, you know.

【𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙰 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙼𝙴!】@unkempt-specter.bsky.social · last mo.

"Ah..." "Well I doubt you'd wanna saw anything off me anyways, would you?"

⠀⠀⠀YOU? ⠀⠀⠀oh DARLING, no. n𝘰𝘰oo𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰. no no. not at all. ⠀⠀⠀i always take a good CUT of the a-cut-panyment, and you don't have anything to saw off!

【𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙰 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙼𝙴!】@unkempt-specter.bsky.social · last mo.

"Wait, hehe... a cooking segment?" "...I... might be interested? If possible?" * Can... they even cook with no hands?

⠀⠀⠀i didn't think any version of that monster was capable of love. hmm.

⠀⠀⠀no, you didn't. ⠀⠀⠀daaaarling, you're going to make them not vooote for youuuu ~ !

THE CORE.@gammaspear.bsky.social · last mo.

I did it I committed the murder everyone

⠀⠀⠀HEEEELLO DARLING VISITORS ! ⠀⠀⠀ALL EARS, ALL EYES, ALL NOSES ! ⠀⠀⠀how to survive in the case another monster attempts to make you into a new pile of sand by the waterside: watch our MTT-Patented course at 6!

⠀⠀⠀ohhh daaaaarlings. i saw a couple absolutely ADORABLE faces in that following list. ⠀⠀⠀are there any volunteers for my cooking segment, later? hm, hmm?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴛᴇᴍᴘ ᴘɪɴ .

※ ᴏʜ 𝐃𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐆 ᔓ.ᐟ.ᐟ@mettacrusher.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀⠀... SERIOUSLY? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀MY MY... HOW CONCEITED CAN YOU 𝘎𝘌𝘛...? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I LOVE IT .ᐟ

I’M OLD!

※ ᴏʜ 𝐃𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐆 ᔓ.ᐟ.ᐟ@mettacrusher.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀⠀⠀※ ❛ HOMETOWN ❜ TEACHER POLLS from the RIFT include our DARLING, DISGUSTING DOCTOR! show your support .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀※ WANTED: carnivorous, armored beast with a knightly helmed head! our labs are DYING to see why it's such a HORRIBLE 𝙋𝙀𝙎𝙏. ⠀⠀⠀※ FLOWERS have SOULS ? no, close but not quite. ⫸

⠀⠀⠀fuck morning ..-

⠀⠀⠀GOOOOD MORNING, MALADIES AND BUTCHERMEN ! ⠀⠀⠀my sources have been going near and far, so IIIT'S ※ ＮＥＷＳ　ＴＩＭＥ .ᐟ ※

⠀⠀⠀asymmetric. ⠀⠀⠀disgusting. ⠀⠀⠀oohhhh, i'll need to find one of my spares...