Watching an old Repair Shop. I'd absolutely let Sonnaz re-upholster me

When you see Old Trafford from above (I'm actually watching the rugby), you realise what a dog's dinner of a stadium it has become

This seems very legit from "Julie"

Private healthcare, so they probably cut down the quanity of chemicals to save a few quid

Nashville Banner@nashvillebanner.bsky.social · 5d ago

Christa Pike, who was supposed to be the first woman executed in Tennessee in more than 200 years, is still alive after the state tried and failed to execute her on Wednesday. TDOC officials refused to comment after the state’s second failed execution this year. nashvillebanner.com/2026/09/30/c...

As funny as it's been, watching reds and blues having wildly differing interpretations of it all, I've had enough now. Let the chips fall where they may, I say

How it started How it finished

We're having a new bedroom fitted this week. The lads have turned up with their own mugs that have their names on, and how they take their tea or coffee. That's a level of preparedness I can get on board with

Romeo, Romeo, where the fuck art though, Romeo?

Mark Wallace@wallaceme.bsky.social · last wk.

Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.

The Clit Boon Experience

Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞@amyuncut.bsky.social · last wk.

feminize a band name

Carol Vorderman, Numbers Round, Countdown 1986

Call me Bill@williamshuttoh.bsky.social · last wk.

Accurate tho'. You cunt!

Final diary entry, Captain Scott 1912

Coke.@topbalcboy.bsky.social · last wk.

I am not used to this cold.

I know he's left Strictly* but, fuckin hell, this is some career change *Don't @ me, I love Strictly and questions will not be taken at this time

Anne Boleyn, pre-3rd chop, 1536

Dirk Belfonte@bagpuss.bsky.social · last wk.

Wish this sore throat would fuck off.

Just found out that Mr Motivator lives in Wigan. How did I not know that before now?

Seeing as how I'm now on my umpteenth time through it, let me say this. If you haven't yet seen Boston Legal, I can't recommend it highly enough. Spader and Shatner (seriously) are just so good

I feel like we all need a universal coping mechanism. So let’s share your favourite bass guitarist or bassist.

Kate Armstrong@brainchain.ca · 2w ago

I feel like we all need a universal coping mechanism. So let’s share your favourite bass guitarist or bassist. 

"I'VE FOLLOWED THROUGH AGAIN. GO AND GET THE MOP"

A male PE teacher who got suspended for being handsy with the girls, and a female PE teacher who would just stand and watch the girls showering. And, like below, a long rumoured teacher/pupil relationship was "brand new" the second the girl left school

Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra@captainflack.bsky.social · 2w ago

The ever so normal RE teacher* got Duane Goodwin and tied him onto the wall bars in the hall and recreated the crucifixion complete with javelin poking into his side. *moved a 5th year (y11 new money) girl into his house the minute she left school after O levels.

"I fell on a paella"

Bluesky Twitter

First a high school demanding to know when kids are menstruating, and now this Absolutely normal country

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w ago

NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.

For 30 years, I've been insisting my missue promised to love, honour and OBEY me, every time we have a tiff. She's just produced the vows in writing, and is now promising to wreak revenge. It was good whilst it lasted

What's an example of perfect casting?

Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra@captainflack.bsky.social · 3w ago

What’s an example of perfect casting?

A load of bedroom furniture broken down using only brute force as a tool, ready for the bedroom fitters a week on Monday, and 3 tip runs to get rid of it #grrrr

Make a band edible: The Cheeses and Mary Chain

GwedLid (Fisto to my mates)@gwedlid.bsky.social · 3w ago

Make a band edible: Franz Ferdinando's

As normal, I ran down the fuel in the car before going on holiday. Just filled up, and paid £70 for 40 litres lol@me

Came in on on the early flight from Málaga. I'm amazed we got off the ground, with the amount of lip filler that was on board

Princess Di wanted to marry a Muslim, but some members of her family had reservations about it

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · last mo.

Tell me a fun fact.