Today we get a new Prime Minister, and somewhat EERILY and UNCANNILY, here's a peek at this week's Bash Street Kids in the Beano, out Wednesday. Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant.
Q: Which item of clothing has had a long career as a vocalist in the Beach Boys? A: My Glove.
It is said that everyone has a book inside them. I sincerely hope that it stays that way.
The French envy us our early morning milk deliveries. Their milk is always lait.
Though my old art teacher knew his subject well enough, he openly admitted to being overly obsessed with one particular period -- that of 17th century Italy. "If it ain't Baroque," he would say, "then don't fixate."
Who is this Walter that people say you can lead a horse to?
Looking back, I don’t think everyone was Kung Fu fighting.
It was odd seeing John Cleese, Ben Whishaw, and John de Lancie together at that motorway service station. But the road signs earlier had warned us that queues would be likely.
'You Won't See Me' seems to be one of Paul McCartney's least well-known compositions, but I remember it as if it was yesterday.
Hard at work on my new epic poem, I was surprised by a phone call from my electricity supplier. They want to come and check my meter.
Was Columbo the only tv detective to have discovered America?
A couple of interesting facts about Top Cat: 1) He's intellectual. 2) Close friends get to call him T.C.
A simple rule of thumb: Anyone who wants to be Prime Minister shouldn’t be.
One of the characters spelling out the name on the back end of my sailboat is looking a bit worse for wear. I got in touch with the manufacturers, but I guess I must have violated the warranty somehow, because they’ve since told me they’ll be sending me a stern letter!
With all the equipment left over from my failed shoe-repair business, the first thing I need to do is decide what to get rid of—but it certainly won't be the last.
Why are they called local elections? Some are being held hundreds of miles away.
Word of the day: "Infinity" — A singles bar where parallel lines meet.
Still the most iconic (and exciting) image in comics...
There's a notice in our hotel room: "If you've forgotten anything, just ask at Reception." But even they can't help me with my Netflix password.
Ullswater residents preparing to replicate *that* scene from ‘The Man With The Golden Gun’.
“Describe yourself in three fictional characters,” they said...
"Actually, it is rocket science." -- Wernher von Braun
Keeping an eye on the weather tonight… I hope the clouds lift, or the Artemis crew will not be able to see where they’re going.
Like a lot of people, I sometimes wonder what is the meaning of it all. So I looked in a dictionary. "It" means "The subject of an impersonal verb", and "All" means "Whole quantity or number". That's that sorted, then.
How come when the sun is out it’s light but when the lights are out it’s dark?
Whooo! Beano artist and writer creates twisty crime thriller! www.waterstones.com/book/nine-kn...
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