This little IBS girlie has cost $1K in the past two weeks trying to figure out why she’s pooping outside the box

I picked up and put down weights today. Scooping ice cream for dessert hurt. Am I pretty, momma?

If I knew how to make stained glass, I’d specialize in stained glass weiners. (But let’s be honest - i could do it but I wouldn’t because ADHD and low dopamine)

Going to bed means I have to go to work tomorrow and I don’t like that

Ich bin hässlich 🥲

If elected president, I will ban children from all stores.

I’ve got a sunflower taller than meee

Not a single one of my closest friends held me accountable to exercise this week and I did not either.

Winnie The Pooh Sucks In Tummy

ALT: Winnie The Pooh Sucks In Tummy

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Me this morning: “I’m going to clean the kitchen tonight” Me this evening, sitting in the middle of all the kitchen things in the living room: “I need an adult”

After he pulls out

One of my favorite things is watching rabbits eat dandelions.

Rub thy nub; flub flub flub

Soft scrots are goat

Oh piss off (on me)

It was me; I let the dogs out.

You’ve made it to 40 years! Happy birthday @misonnyside.bsky.social I can’t believe we’ve known each other for 2/3 of our lives 🫣

Have a migraine; I can completely understand why people vomit from these.

Self-help post: “don’t engage people who won’t engage you.” Me jobless, friendless: “this is good. I am happy 😭”

Naked gardening photo doing numbers on insta would flop here 😩

It’s just a baby and I love it. (Sweet sugar/sugar pie variety)

tinytim@micarebear.bsky.social · 3w ago

My pumpkins are almost ripe. Halloween coming early this year

My pumpkins are almost ripe. Halloween coming early this year

I love this apocalyptic end times we are living in.

I don’t know how to word this: celibacy in religion is to squish gay desires… so what’s the likelihood that Jedi Knights are fruity?

Booked campsite at gay campground for bear weekend the weekend before my birthday. Curious to see how it goes.

I find private label foods interesting and it amazes me how Aldi does enough business that Oreo manufacturers custom flavors for them. FYI: the Creamsicle Sandwich Cookies are amazing

Zeitgeist literally translates to “time spirit” and that’s poetic.

It takes me three Bangarangs to get to work.

I love pickles.

What’s that you say? You want to drag your balls across my face?

With pools. Gah, hit enter too soon

tinytim@micarebear.bsky.social · 4w ago

I’m doing gay summers wrong. I need friends.