cross posting is just digital cross pollination

too many apps too little time

selfie thread selfie thread 🪞

i've been told i'm lowkey a pick me girl and now i cannot do anything without doubt

pretty sure arm wrestling is just a covert mating ritual

what's your annual in cum

i forgot how overwhelming meeting a ton of new ppl is

🤠🦅

i've been told i give weird cryptic vibes which is honestly a compliment

how can i set goals for others when i can barely set my own

this man asked me for my birth time

date discussing guerilla marketing for environmental awareness by sticking dildos on bikes is new

i can't drive but i can drive you insane ❤️

deliberately vague and sweet

my eye is swollen from some sort of reaction?? pls 😭

is a lovely picnic on a sunny day making daisy chains, cloud gazing, having baked goods and iced drinks too much to ask for

once i lay my lil head down it becomes 100 tonnes and i can no longer move

i got jumpscared by a raccoon on my fire escape last night, that's new york baby

i'm embedded in bed

my head feels like the dune worm is doing work inside

accidentally ate moldy food, AMA

can we get a lil forehead kiss action

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Blue sky devs let’s have a version of the Facebook “poke”

ㅤᵕ̈

protocol full of silly lil guys

she hasn't even met me yet and said she'll give me her heart and her life? just wlw things

she hasn't even met me yet and said she'll give me her heart and her life? just wlw things

girbossed too close to the sun and now have a direct report ?

i live my life treat to treat

what is it with nyc men giving you a lil momento then ghosting you 😵‍💫

"yeah i know the tpot"