Michael Dean Gray

@michaeldeangray.bsky.social

Acting just a bit odd since April 26th 1988

I just spoke with Sen. Mitch McConnell over the phone for 20 minutes. He's getting along great in the hospital. All the nurses there love him. One of the hospital staff even bestowed upon Mitch the Genovian Royal Order of the Rose.

#Eurovision hosts be like: "Since everything WAS going smoothly, the viewers want us to play a brilliant game mentioning songs titles!" "No, not playing with you. I'm not your Fairytale." "Nice. This will be my personal Hard Rock Hallelujah." "You should Diggiloo Diggiley." "Believe!" "Satellite."

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It was revealed today the previously-undisclosed identity of a head foley technician for Heated Rivalry's intimate scenes. It was an amateur sound effects artist named Glen, who must love popsicles. Not much public information about Glen other than he's a pastor in a town of 5000 in Ontario.

I used to love how the hockey players on Letterkenny made up hilarious phrases, blurting out lingo too ridiculous to be real. Now Heated Rivalry has me listening to the Empty Netters hockey podcast claiming "Scoring dual hattys floor cheese is so swaggy." Maybe Letterkenny was pretty grounded.