perez hilton contributes nothing to the human race in any way shape or form and quite frankly if he died that would mean slightly more clean oxygen for the rest of us. at least donald trump is funny
just unlocked 150/150 achievements in encarta 98 on my xbox
had my car of 15 years towed and it made me really sad. haven't felt this emotional since the day sonic youth broke up
semi crazy guy on the skytrain this morning was yelling and cursing that this city isn't friendly and nobody moves out of the way to let people off the train any more. agreed brother
in his last will and testament rod liddle bequeathed his computer hard drives to the incinerator
the new york times should let you rate each article out of five stars and whichever reporter has the lowest overall rating each month gets fired
reading old reviews of jonathan littell's the kindly ones and i love the one where michiko kakutani says the fact that the french loved this terrible novel shows the depraved perversity of the french
weird how the right doesn't say anything about morocco letting people swim to their deaths with an open border out to sea but it's all spain's fault. what kind of fucking country is morocco even running here
saw the new trolleybus made in poland on main street going southbound. looks great. no pictures
you know all that ridiculous prejudice and hate you have towards the church of scientology? imagine if you replaced scientology with islam. not so funny now is it
selling individual condoms out of a box on the street like they're loosies
i run a scam call operation defrauding retirees over the phone in my spare time. not for the money, more like as a hobby
say what you will about kaitlan collins but she is the only daily caller alum who didn't go fucking insane
i didn't actually read the emily wilson review. waiting for someone to do a summary of it on tiktok, preferably with the annoying AI voice
she's right. more sex scenes in movies please. raunchier the better. get us horned up!
‘Nolan has read at least the first line of my translation of 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘺 into iambic pentameter. In one interview, he cited my version of it: “Tell me about a complicated man.” But I would be ashamed to have written any part of this script.’ New, by Emily Wilson www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
i think it's funny the toronto subway has to announce the subway station name four times before arriving at it. i assume it's because torontonians are very stupid
Da fliehen über 300.000 (!) Menschen in Europa vor Feuern, 10.000 sterben im Juni zusätzlich wegen der Hitze, jetzt steht die 3. Hitzewelle innerhalb weniger Wochen an und trotzdem bleibt die Klimakrise Nischenthema. Faszinierend.
i refuse to have widgets or any conveniences on my home screen other than app icons. i aim to make using my own phone as unpleasant an experience as possible so as to dread it, to recoil at the idea of even looking at it
i'm old enough to remember when donald trump said if he could convince lebron to become trans he could coach a wnba team to victory
i like my beers ice cold and my peptides unapproved by the government
the developers finally released an update for sex, give it a spin if you haven't tried it in a while
getting shot after walking into a bar in the deep south with confederate flags on the wall and putting phoebe bridgers on the jukebox
sorry, i can't make it to your blow bang fuck fest next week, i'm attending a quaker silent prayer on that day
i only want immigrants who come here the right way (successfully navigating a game show style obstacle course in a water park, but the loser also gets to come here if they have a good enough sob story)
german lesson yesterday involved discussing free will vs determinism. not sure how this is useful when i'm trying to buy tickets at a train station
i can't believe trying to fight a war with the use of clippy isn't actually all that helpful
Some Army employees say they have not found the generative AI tools to be particularly useful for their work, and that when they have used the tools, they've proven unreliable.