Well fuck it - So much for Mr Eyelashes bringing a human face to the Government if he’s letting Mahmood stay in the Home Office

Is it a coincidence that the invisible force field protecting both Trumpleshitstain and Nigel Fartrage seems to have started to fail at the same time?

Given the Press pile on and the Widdecombe episode, can we assume that Fartrage has missed an instalment of his protection money or do his handlers no longer value him as a useful idiot?

Although broadly supportive of his policies I have a question for @countbinface.bsky.social If the nationalisation of Adele goes ahead will there be consequential funding for Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland or will it be declared a UK scheme?

Is it just me?

@octopus.energy - thanks for making Mondays even worse by taking away our free coffee perk and replacing it with a scabby scratch card with prizes (if you actually get one) that you may or not want or be able to redeem

So a 350foot gash can be made in the bottom of a reflecting pool and no one sees it but Trumpleshitstain’s workmen have to erect a tarp so that no one can see them working …

Come on Clacton - you can do this …

Waiting for the announcement from Fartrage that he won’t be campaigning in person in Clacton due to ‘fears for his safety’ …

If Reformistas were really concerned about people employing a fake persona to get elected you’d have thought they would have picked up on a privately educated, millionaire former city trader masquerading as a ‘man of the people’ …

They say you shouldn’t say anything bad about the dead so … Ann Widdicombe is dead. Good.

Fartrage was elected by 30% of the population of Clacton when you take into account those who didn’t vote. Vote Binface.

Whilst it’s more than pleasing to see Fartrage and his private company coming under scrutiny I can’t help but wonder what has changed in the last couple of weeks to suddenly cause the blinkers to fall off the media gaze …

Vote Binface! To support the campaign visit www.binfaceshop.co.uk

Is there a factory somewhere producing absolutely vile female Reformistas from Ann Widdecombe’s pubic hair? The London mayoral candidate seems especially grim.

Is it just me or are the Reformistas losing their shit about the real person behind Count Binface just annoyed that he is actually a more authentic and realistic character than the one Fartrage chose for himself?

Remember Volodymyr Zelenskyy was a comedian before becoming President of Ukraine. Count Binface for PM.

All Fartrage needs now is for JD Vance to come out and support him and his goose is well and truly cooked

Please tell me we aren’t all going to be so childish as to change our profile picture to @countbinface.bsky.social in support of the next elected MP for Clacton …

So it looks like Clacton will have the choice between a Count and a …

Je suis Count Binface

So Fartrage’s cunning plan seems to be collapsing around his ears - I may have to start looking for my tiny violin

Fartrage was obviously convinced that the investigation was going to go against him and that his suspension was going to be more than 10 days and that enough voters would call for a recall motion to be passed. Given the above is he playing 4D chess or just pissing in the wind?

So if Fartrage is going to resign does that mean he is actually going to turn up in Parliament to do so?

So with news about Le Pen and Fartrage due today how about the Unhinged State of America gears up to give us some good news as well?

Rumours are circulating that Fartrage is unwell. Recent TV appearances have indicated a noticeable thinning of the skin and shortness of temper brought on by mild exposure to a new strain of a virus known as Media Scrutiny 26.

Are the children of immigrants in other countries out of the same mould as Braverman, Mahmood and Prit Patel or is it a purely British thing?

Does anyone still listen to Today? It used to be my staple when I woke up to catch up on what was happening in the world. These days it’s been dumbed down so far I don’t even bother www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

Today programme suffers ‘body blow’ as BBC prioritises social and digital content

Staff at Radio 4 show, which has 5 million listeners, told making content for likes of TikTok will take precedence for correspondents

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If you’re out there Mr Eyelashes - please listen to Sir Alf! Although I’m not sure what Mahmood is suited for - maybe pulling the legs off spider or torturing kittens … www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Remove home secretary Mahmood and rip up her asylum plans, says Alf Dubs

Exclusive: Labour peer who fled Nazis as a child says Andy Burnham has chance to ‘correct mistakes’ on refugees

theguardian.com