I went to a stupid sandwich place where you order on a screen and you're required to name your sandwich and it suggested this

Nothing like looking at the playback of yesterday's Teams call and having definitive proof of the reason your neck hurts today

The guy's last name is Turkish? Can we please get a "Turkish Delight" headline?

We knew that THE GILDED AGR was a LABOR SHOW but it's ALSO an antitrust show

The Republican running for state Senate on the east side of Manhattan made a Sex and the City themed ad called "Tax and the City" and is running it on a truck parked at 57th/2nd and it's unhinged

They were OUT of the special Halloween stickers!!!! But I did get TWO other ones to make up for it so that's fine I GUESS cc @rachelholliday.bsky.social

I've never even watched Star Trek but this one is hitting me. Legend.

Not spending as much time on this website but do I need to read the Ivy Wolk article to be a part of the Discourse?

I went to my 25th college reunion at Brandeis this past weekend and only had to defend Zohran Mamdani once from charges of antisemitism, please clap

Ridiculous Massachusetts things: to run a restaurant in the Commonwealth you must be a COMMON VICTUALER

One thing to know about me is that if there's a Thanksgiving sandwich on the menu I'm almost certainly going to order it

GOLDEN BOWL vibes This is a joke for like two people

Stephen West@stephenwest.bsky.social · 2w ago

heavy handed metaphor alert

Imagining the person who thinks this is how you gain representation

Starting a new job today, technically no longer a journalist

Whenever anyone asks what my favorite subway station is (not a common question, admittedly) this is my answer, for precisely this reason!

New York Transit Museum@nytransitmuseum.bsky.social · 4w ago

🤨 Why's it so hard to transfer from a number line to a letter line in this city? Secret no. 36 answers a question you may never have thought to ask. #50SecretsofTransit celebrates the 50th anniversary of the #NYTransitMuseum. Join us as we pull back the curtain on New York's transportation system.

Why is Shane Gillis

just got vaxed, but I wouldn't necessarily say I'm relaxed

Did they just All Lives Matter these peppers??

whenever anyone claims there haven't been any worthwhile technological advancements in recent decades I'd like to point them to "undo send" in gmail

Why does this look like a McSweeney's post

Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · last mo.

This sort of MAHA pandering is so pathetic. You own a restaurant in Concord, Massachusetts for Christ's sake.

I quite enjoy pretending that granola bars are healthy

This doesn't really seem like the storm we were promised tbh

Just talking up the movie CROSSING DELANCEY at the gay bar at 1 am, as you do

Just discovered that the regular sized M&M packs at my local Walgreens are locked up (along with a lot of other candy) but the large size movie theater style M&Ms in a box are not locked up. Make it make sense.

Just came across a LinkedIn post in which someone mourning Duncan Sheik praised, among other things, his "personal brand" lol

Frankly I'm a little skeptical of heterosexuals who get excited about Fat Bear Week

can we please call it on the phrase "highs, lows and whoas" on award show recaps, tysm

I saw TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA yesterday and was worried about the gore/gross out factor but THE PITT grosses me out WAY more lol (I love The Pitt)

Lol I really did not like DTF St. Louis and stopped watching halfway through

I don't speak dragon show language