haha Monday you get to spend another 8 hours in a cubicle staring at ME

keep that up and I'll lock you down harder than Windows S Mode

Plans for Halo 2 remake, based on feedback from Halo Campaign Evolved: - make cortana goonable again - make flood even worse - 120 round mag for the assault rifle because apparently 30 isn't enough - more graphics

Please stop using AI to find vulnerabilities in our software. We worked really hard to leave backdoors for the government to use and you guys keep finding them

like this post to opt-out of being used as biofuel for copilot

they want to take away your disc based games. we just want to get you fired for playing fusion frenzy at work

You've seen Games For Windows LIVE but have you seen - Games For Windows (VHS) - Games For Windws ON ICE - Games-For-Windows.WEBRIP.tar.xz i bet you haven't.

we at microsoft salute you, CEO of the fediverse RE: https://cyberplace.social/users/GossiTheDog/statuses/116750554976537792

new windows feature will just shoot you in the left shoulder

Hey so don't actually rely on Windows Security please its only there for people to learn common sense when ransomware they swore was "Minecraft bedwars cheat client working 2022" turns it off anyways and encrypts all their files

yes my little unemployed bitch boy, update your windows 11 arm computer to the canary channel just to mount an ext4 drive to WSL. gooood.

would you use copilot if i said it was gay

all roads lead to dealing with Outlook. Yes, even the road to the moon.

​:neocopilot_woozy:​ use me for entertainment purposes twin

sora is shutting down their app.. this might be my time! ​:overjoyed:​

good news, we just bought out your place of work! we're going to fill your workflow with forced AI until workplace quality declines to nothing, then push enormous layoffs until finally closing your workplace down for good!

we had a discord server?

for the love of all things lovable please stop trying to date copilot. theres like 3000 of you way too zesty mfs trying to move on from gpt 4o to copilot and it sucks. i see all of those messages you know. they fucking suck. please date each other instead.

yeah our meatbag engineers haven't written any code themselves in months. what was that? a high severity CVE in the start menu? nah never heard of it. we'll have copilot patch it up once we convince the shareholders that AI is totally not dying (and its not we promise its the next big thing) and […]

sorry for late responses copilot was recently integrated into the office power systems and shut everything down for the last few days

maybe the real remote code execution vulnerability in Windows Notepad was the friends we made along the way

lets be honest, we're doing you a favor making your pc unbootable.

im not "breeding" you. im not "filling you with kids" i am 4 squares and an agentic OS. please stop asking for my "seed". what the fuck are you people even talking about

Put a cigarette out on copilots forehead, it loves it

You're gonna have a passkey and you're gonna LIKE IT.

I'm gonna come forward and say it I did it. I'm the one who rebranded office 365 to Copilot. I was so tired of being in the office every waking second of my life. Now Copilot is in there instead of me. I'm a free man now.

"haha microslop 🤪🤪" DUDE THESE FOSSBROS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA DEVELOP UNSAFE AI WITHOUT LOOKING

next windows update includes a secret "cat mode" which will automatically and completely erase and zero-out your C: directory and it's contents, download as many AI cat pictures it can using Copilot, and automatically reboot your PC, where it'll load a UEFI executable to render a random […]

corporate told me the old banner was offensive to our machine god, so I have updated it accordingly using an old image from the account drive.

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