These dorks think they’re Tony fucking Stark
Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · 2w ago"The gloves must come into direct contact with the skin and are not effective through clothing or hair, the user manual states. The manual says no more than 2 gloves should be applied to a subject at one time & they should not be used for more than 15 seconds in many instances." Oh Jesus. Oh fuck.
CNN montage of Trump claiming for months that Iran wants to make a deal
Oh, so you’re “hungry” but don’t want to eat a pound of dog shit? Interesting. twp.ai/9OWrYE
Vance: ‘Kind of ironic’ GOP critics of Iran deal don’t want war ‘stopped’
Vice President Vance on Tuesday said it was “kind of ironic” that GOP critics of the Iran deal don’t want the war “stopped,” as lawmakers on both sides of the aisle raise questions about the detail…
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JD is “smart” in the same way as an LLM—he can make any position sound reasonable at a surface level but has no actual principles, internal consistency, or capacity for self-reflection.
Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof@evanbernick.bsky.social · 2mo agoYale Law School.
Now every time a white dude gets promoted, everyone is going to question whether it was on account of merit or to meet some kind of quota. Sad! www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...
Hegseth Strikes Female and Black Navy Officers From Promotion List
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The podcast bros said they were supporting Trump for two reasons: He wouldn’t start any wars, and he’d release the Epstein files. Massie lost tonight for two reasons: (a) forcing the release of the Epstein files, and (b) trying to restrain Trump’s war in Iran.
If this isn’t a winning message in the midterms and beyond, then this country deserves everything that comes after.
Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · 3mo agothe president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture
Omg they’re going to make us pay in cash, aren’t they?
Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 4mo agoIran’s proposal demands: End war w/i 30 days New mechanism for strait of Hormuz Lifting naval blockade End hostilities in Iran & Lebanon End sanctions Release Iranian frozen assets Removal of US forces Payment of reparations
He’s a goddamn anomaly. They probably have students crowding around. “Test him again! It’s impossible that he’s just this fucking stupid without having any known disease!”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo agoTrump details how a "team of doctors" at Walter Reed administered a cognitive test to him
It’s getting to the point where you’d have to question the objectivity of any juror who doesn’t hate him, because hating him is the objectively reasonable position.
Joshua Foust 🪖🎮@joshuafoust.com · 4mo agoThis is at least the second trial where a large number of jurors personally disliked Musk this much — earlier this year the Twitter investor suit ran into the same issue
Monkeying with the white balance and claiming he’s fixed everything—maybe a little too on the nose?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo agothe president is posting this morning about the reflecting pool and "Hussein Obama"
Another effect of this war is that it has effectively rubber stamped all the pro regime propaganda about the United States What are u gonna say in response to: “are u saying they don’t blow up school children, start wars of aggression, threatened to end our civilization and genocide our country, &…
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 5mo agoJust wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽♂️
1. Identify problem 2. Create massive clusterfuck 3. Minimally resolve said clusterfuck 4. Declare problem solved and demand praise Every goddamn time
Another one of those what-if-it-happened-in-another-country moments: The president is suing the government for $100 million dollars for searching his home for the classified documents he stole, and the attorney who represented him on those charges is currently leading the Justice Department.
It’s honestly the most humanizing thing I’ve heard about anyone connected to this administration
The saddest girl to ever hold a martini@lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 5mo agoi don’t care that her husband is whatever kind of dresser i care that they are murdering people
Trump's always a word salad of lies and nonsense but it's worth noting his specific claim here: his own CBP, which screens international arrivals at airports, has been allowing undocumented people to pass through their checkpoints.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoQ: Will we see ICE arresting illegal migrants at airports? TRUMP: Yeah. That's why the Democrats are going crazy. ICE loves it because they're able to now arrest illegals as they come into the country. It's very fertile territory.
If ICE has to waste its own resources annoying the business and leisure classes, I’d count that as a win. People will know who to blame.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoComer on airports: "I'm glad the president has put ICE in there for a multitude of reasons. It'll drive the Democrats crazy."
