MrFish needs to quit being so handsome.
Susie & Midge w/ an extra Smidge
@midgeandsusie.bsky.social
Corgis, Troublemakers, Shenanigan enthusiasts. No patience for fluffin nonsense.
Mom is being very RUDE and interrupting nap times with her dumb camera.
Midge has been licking this thing for 35 minutes. She isn’t going to stop until Mom takes it away.
Mom said lavender lemonade martinis are not for Corgis, and now Midge is sad.
This is how Binx welcomed Mom home. By trying to steal her chicken wings. She wasn’t even sly about it
She is being SO GROSS. And I am just trying to watch my show and ignore it.
Taco the Cat@tacothecat.bsky.social · 2d agoAnd Midge: welcome back licking of the feet. 😹
MrFish also didn’t miss Mom at all
Lest anyone think I went too easy on Mom, I told her what I thought about her betrayal right after we welcomed her home.
Susie & Midge w/ an extra Smidge@midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 2d agoMom & Dad got home. We weren’t at all excited to see them. Midge definitely wasn’t so crazy that she knocked Mom’s phone out of her hand
Mom & Dad got home. We weren’t at all excited to see them. Midge definitely wasn’t so crazy that she knocked Mom’s phone out of her hand
Mom found a Binx & Fish keychain. But she didn’t buy it, because she is dumb and RUDE.
Mom & Dad just saw Dash & Lilly of www.instagram.com/dash_and_fur... walking their humans. If only I’d been there….
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Not only did Mom have dinner with MY fren @gpgomez.bsky.social (and kept her out way too late), but I hear that GG didn’t even bork Mom once on my behalf. Then MrFish stole my spot in the big bed! Will the perfidy never end?!?!
Mom is a mother fluffing betrayer. She is going to New York with Dad & is NOT TAKING SUSIE. I have to stay home to keep an eye on everyone else, & she is going to see MY friend @gpgomez.bsky.social. Even though everyone knows GG would much rather hang out with me. I’m not coming out to say bye
Lest anyone forget, I am still the world’s foremost corgmelier
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Smidge and her stunt double have a very close relationship
Susie & Midge w/ an extra Smidge@midgeandsusie.bsky.social · last wk.You want to see Smidge’s film debut? It is insane. You have to watch the video Mom made on her phone because Biggest HuSis and her frens who made it with her did all the sound effects live.
You want to see Smidge’s film debut? It is insane. You have to watch the video Mom made on her phone because Biggest HuSis and her frens who made it with her did all the sound effects live.
Thank goodness Midge was there to stop the chair from escaping.
A still of Smidge from today’s dailies. I’m not saying I know where she found her inspo from, but…..
Wait till you see what she did in the car on her way to set. She crawled UNDER her car seat cover, so she had a nice dark place to snooze.
Smidge is already getting star treatment before her first day of shooting. Frens, she is gonna be insufferable after this
Smidge is sneaking in on MY selfies
Sunday morning snoozle. Our power was out for the last hour, and I needed MrFish to protect my donk, in case Binx tried to sneak up on me in the dark.
If you are seated next you Stephen Miller and you say anything to him other than “fuck you” you have failed at being a decent human.
Keith Edwards@keithedwards.bsky.social · 2w agoNBC's kristen welker was caught laughing it up with Stephen Miller. Stephen Miller who architected the family separation policy. Stephen Miller who pushed the Muslim travel ban. Stephen Miller who oversaw the killing of Americans by ICE agents. This is why independent media is crucial.
I gotta go explain to Midge that that box is WAY too small for George Glass to fit in.
We are having a very important meeting. It is about business. The business is NOT YOURS. Why are you trying to get in our business?
