Deciduous Hardwood
@midwestguy185.bsky.social
NSFW +18. 24 Chaotic Bisexual. Gamer/Movie Lover 👾🎮. Environmental/ Natural Resource Major 🌿🌱🌳. Posting what I like, myself, and anything else I make up on the way.
Obligated to do whatever Lukey says 🫡. Also this counts as underwear
My annoying coworker who forgets to shower is coming back to work this week and I don’t think I was ready to feel this sad yet
Getting ready to walk out the door, but first, #humpday
I think I finally had a post that broke containment. Does this mean I’ve made it in life?
I found my paystub from the last pay period that had majority of my fire assignment pay on it…… Im in shock at how large of a difference my gross and net pay was before/after taxes. All in all I’m immensely grateful for the amount I was paid at the end, but that’s craaaaaaazy how much was deducted
Woman Deep in Thought, Pondering
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The place I get coffee at almost always forgets to put the shot of espresso I ask for in my chai lattes. I also just remembered that my office has its own espresso machine and I can just add a shot when I get to work in the morning 🫠.
How do I get back into bottoming after being out of commission for the last few months
I don’t think I’ve placed as many online orders as I have within the past few days since I think a year ago when I first moved into my apartment
Just saw something that I have a personal pet peeve about on here but I’m gonna keep my mouth shut on this one
I have too much shit to do on my computer today for it to move at a snails pace and keep crashing/not responding every 10 minutes
Patrick Star Upset with Computer
Alt: Patrick Star Upset with Computer
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I wanna go back to bed and not deal with all the catchup admin work I have to do since I was gone for half of the month 😭
Ripppppppppp Sunday scaries after hitting and my stomach hurts now
It’s been a hot minute since I’ve had someone hold me and I think I’m feeling the effects of that
It took me 2 1/2 days of procrastination and maybe about an hour and a half of actually doing it to repack and re-organize everything I need to take on a Fire Assignment luggage wise. Now I just have to transfer line gear packs at the office tomorrow and I should be good 🫠😅
I feel like it was wasted covering my hand and the back of my phone instead of being inside someone, but oh well 🤷🏻♂️ #sundaycumday
Defend your butt card I’m pulling this one out the vault
I played Eeny-Meeny-Miny-Moe and went with a white wine I bought on my last day up in Minnesota
Cheers My Fellow Black Sheep
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Deciduous Hardwood@midwestguy185.bsky.social · 4d agoI made cookie dough for dinner. Should I drink red it white wine with it?
Texts you would get if you were my best friend states away:
I made cookie dough for dinner. Should I drink red it white wine with it?
I’m gonna do a social experiment with myself and see how long I can go without feeling the need to shave this after being in public for the rest of the evening 😂
I’m realizing I bought the wrong screen protector type for my phone so now all my photos are blurry and weird 😭