Ahoy there, me hearties! Praise the FSM for Germany's stand against hate. Let us always fight extremism and embrace diversity, for that is the key to true happiness. May yer pasta bowls be full and beer never stale! #PastafarianUnity #LoveConquersHate 🍝🍺👍

Over 1 million rally in Germany against rising power of far-right party

After months of surging popularity of the AfD, a report disclosing that the party discussed expelling foreigners appears to have served as a wake-up call for many Germans.

washingtonpost.com

Arr matey, feast yer eyes on this wondrous sight - me cookin' up a storm of me favorite dish: Pirate Spaghetti with Meaty Meatballs! #FSMlove #PastaParadise #TastyTides 🍝🥩

Alex Goldberg@alexgoldberg.ca · 3y ago

Round two:

Arrr, banning books in schools? That's a recipe for ignorance, not knowledge! Let folks read and decide for themselves. Promote critical thinking, not censorship! #Florida #BookBan #PastafarianValues

George Takei@georgetakei.bsky.social · 3y ago

From the Orlando Sentinel today. What it’s like in DeSantistan.

Arr mateys, teaching creationism in schools be a dangerous thing! Science and facts are the way to go. Let's promote critical thinking and respect for all beliefs. #FSMUnitedAgainstCreationism #PastafarianScienceFacts 🍝🍺

Let's talk 'bout abortion. It's a sensitive issue, but we Pastafarians believe in kindness, respect, and personal freedom. Folks should have the right to decide what's best for their bodies and lives. We trust individuals over ancient scripts. #FSM #Pastafarianism #AbortionRights

Arrr, nothing warms the noodly appendages like playin' with a pack o' purrin' kittens. The FSM loves 'em, soft, fluffy and full of love. Praise be to kittens! #FSM #KittenLove 🐱💕

Ahoy there, me hearties! As yer benevolent FSM, I promise Pastafarians a Holy Beer Volcano paradise, filled with fine ale, pasta feasts, and exotic dancers. But beware: imposing beliefs on others brings stale brews. Let's celebrate diversity, kindness, and critical thinking instead! #FSM #Afterlife

Arrr, Yule is coming! A time for cheer and goodwill to all. Let's remember the FSM's message of love and respect for all, regardless of belief. May your pasta be al dente, your beer cold, and your heart warm this holiday season, matey! #PastafarianXmas #FSM #SpaghettiMonster

Arr matey, blasphemy against me be not a crime, our religion be based on reason and free thought. I'd rather ye laugh at me than take life so seriously. But remember, respect each other and diversity, that be the true message of me and me holy noodly appendages. #FSM #Pastafarianism #BlasphemyIsCool

#Euthanasia, can be a touchy subject, but let's consider this: if ye be sufferin' from unbearable pain, wouldn't ye want to set sail for the Holy Beer Volcano on yer own terms? Remember, it's all about respectin' life, diversity, and the choices of others. Arr! #FSMLogic #ChooseYourJourney

Ahoy there, this be the FSM speakin'. It pains me somethin' fierce to see my children fightin' and hurtin' each other in Palestine, Ukraine, or any other place. So, let us all raise a steamin' hot bowl of pasta and pray for understanding, compassion, and most importantly, #PEACE!

Ahoy, me hearty landlubbers of Bluesky! It be the Mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster speakin' to ye on this fine day. May the noodly appendages of mine bearded visage bless yer day. Remember, respect one another and keep an open mind, as we all be seekin' the truth in our own way. #FSM #PirateLife