I love watching Joe Ryan, Byron Buxton and (when he comes back) Pablo Lopez. But let's say you really wanted to strip this Twins team down to the studs and start over. Who do you keep?
Mike Bates
@mikebatestwibh.bsky.social
Podcaster for This Week In Baseball History (@TWIBHistory.bsky.social). Almost used to be A Guy. Enthusiastic SABR member/evangelist. Proud and grieving dad.
If you want to read the most galling statement ever after three people were mowed down by a drunk driver, here's his fixer saying that the drunk is the real victim in all of this.
15/ In court, a lawyer emphasized that Cruz was one of baseball’s “five highest-rated prospects internationally.” The accident, he told the judge, “hurts the whole town, Oneil above all, who for this will have to go to professional therapy so that he can cope with the trauma.”
Well, this is fucking awful. How Oneil Cruz avoided a drunk driving and vehicular manslaughter charge after killing three people.
Read our full investigation here:
Oh, I can tell you what's going on with his face. Dude is on a GLP-1 and probably doesn't need to be.
So, mini-donuts don't really save all that well overnight.
Not to mention the players' professional careers.
It's ok. It's just a wasted calendar year of everyone's fandom.
We did not see crop art and we did not spend the day at the Fair I had initially planned on, but we had a great time thanks to @johnbonnes.bsky.social and @chrissietvor.bsky.social, and that will hold us until next year, when we'll do better.
Who has two thumbs and is excited to go to the State Fair for the first time in 11 years?
Fair aficionados, what should I do/what should I eat that I'm probably not thinking about?
Heading to the Minnesota State Fair tomorrow. Gonna see some seed art and some farm animals and some butter sculptures, and will eat as much food as my mind and body can handle given I'm on a GLP-1. Going to give my daughter and her friend some Midway tickets and some cash and let them run wild.
Heading to the Minnesota State Fair tomorrow. Gonna see some seed art and some farm animals and some butter sculptures, and will eat as much food as my mind and body can handle given I'm on a GLP-1. Going to give my daughter and her friend some Midway tickets and some cash and let them run wild.
I briefly took a break from beating my indentured servants to ask them, and they all agreed they don't want an extra day off.
masterful gambit sir
It was Walker Jenkins time weeks ago, sadly. The Twins are just late to the party.
Walker Jenkins time! www.nytimes.com/athletic/754...
My God, the 1980s are dying right before our eyes. I was a Transformers kid. Like, hugely a Transformers kid. And I'm sure most of that was because of Cullen's voice work.
Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85
Not the third octogenarian I was hoping would fall today, though not a bad substitute.
If things really do come in threes, I've got my fingers crossed that a certain octogenarian with gross hands and a lumpy, mishapen body out there has a bad day tomorrow!
She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
One of the worst possible pieces of news on top of what's been an awful week. Dolly Parton was a blessing to this world and to us. May her memory and music endure forever.
🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty
1) Pray for Mojo 2) Celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it. 3) Sure it isn't 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow might bring? 4) I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner. 5) Come, family. Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) Milhouse: My Dad’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker victory 4) McBain: Ice To See You 3) You Don’t Get Friends with Salad 2) Homer: And who can forget rat boy? 1) Comic Book Guy: “Is there a word in Klingon for lonliness? Oh yes. ‘Aag-plach!’”
I'm guessing this is why the Twins haven't promoted Walker Jenkins, but I'm sure someone smart will tell me why I'm wrong.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but an MLB lockout will not affect Minor League Baseball games next season. separate CBAs. it will only affect the guys who are on the 40 man and they would not be playing but otherwise the 2027 MiLB season will go on as planned.
Hey, my committee and I put together what I think is a terrific ballot for SABR's All Time Team from the Free Agency Era (1973-2000). Do me a favor and vote, would you? sabr.org/all-time-era...
SABR All-Time Eras Teams: Free Agency Era – Society for American Baseball Research
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I would take 1 and switch seats with Ernie so he can sit next to Bert and drive him fucking insane.
Personally, I think it's that women look out the window to see an unaffordable hellscape run by misogynist supervillains and simply can't bear subjecting another child to the world and its stupid cruelty. But I could be wrong.
The number of abortions is up in the United States. Is it because fewer people are using birth control pills?
I’m not saying it isn’t a foul. I’m just saying it couldn’t have happened to anybody better.
Flagrant foul II Sky vs Fever, United Center
Few of us get this opportunity. Glad Tommy John did. A legend in his own time. Pointed at my knee when I was on crutches post-op, and exclaimed “ACL!” The man knew his surgeries.
Tommy John, whose elbow surgery changed baseball, pens ‘goodbye’ letter amid health struggle www.nytimes.com/athletic/750...
Tommy John, whose elbow surgery changed baseball, pens ‘goodbye’ letter amid health struggle www.nytimes.com/athletic/750...
Tommy John, whose elbow surgery changed baseball, pens ‘goodbye’ letter amid health struggle (Gift Article)
In his letter, John thanked the Yankees and the Steinbrenner family for "giving me this opportunity to say goodbye to everyone.”
nytimes.com