Mike Sacks
@mikebsacks.bsky.social
Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 13 Books, Writer, Audio Projects with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan. STANLAND, on Sonar Network https://www.stanlandseries.com. New audio project with Chris Elliott! https://mikesacks.com
Well, that’s the last time I ever buy Wagyu beef at the dollar store
As a joke, in my audio production of "RANDY!", I had Randy believe that Elvis never existed. But it was a joke. And then there's this.
Soaking in my above-ground hot-tub, overlooking I-95, listening to Jim Croce's "Time in a Bottle." Sipping on a Oreo® Iced Coffee. Heaven?
I don’t think I did myself any favors last night with my Gen Z date after I held the condom instructions at arms length. These ol eyes!!
I think what I love most about Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music is that it’s not an album of absolute unlistenable garbage but that it’s a DOUBLE album of absolute unlistenable music.
Going on OnlyFans to earn some extra dough, if anyone’s interested. DM for deets.
Ran across this in some old files. This is from an interview that never ran with the great Norm MacDonald. It just wasn't long enough for a full interview. But here's Norm talking about his frustration with Hollywood and how he was never considered a "proper" writer. Sounds typical for Hollywood.
PASSING ON THE RIGHT: The Audiobook! Out Now!! Read by the one and only Skippy "Batty" Battison! "The #1 Memoir from the Award-Winning Host and Creator of Satellite Radio's 'PASSING ON THE RIGHT'"! t.co/0QfuHihE2p
Just the scummiest. The home he's lived in for decades is now worth more than $2 million. He didn't pay that. It's now worth $2 million. Fucking assholes.
No, that’s the look of a very intelligent, decent man who has to deal with fucking morons for no reason at all
Your porn name is the combination of you having a shitty childhood and not many prospects in Hollywood
Your porn name is the combination of you having a shitty childhood and not many prospects in Hollywood
Yeah, didn't hear this phrase a lot growing up. From today's Yiddish Duolingo.
Haven’t dated in a good long while but is “Won’t you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff” no longer an inappropriate “come on” line?
I can tell you a lot more scary things than voters giving up on the GOP. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Republicans see ‘scary’ lack of enthusiasm among core voters ahead of midterms
Pollsters and GOP groups are raising the alarm about an unmotivated base in an election year that would be tough no matter what, given the president’s low approval.
washingtonpost.com
Would love to meet the writers of last night’s Trump routine and I’d like to thank them.
Think of the saddest thing that happened in your childhood, multiply it by 100, and see how it compares to these 36 seconds
If I had to do it again, I would not have named my restaurant The Wuhan Wet Market
So JD Vance had a Mamaw and I had a Memaw. Maybe we can be friends?
Is Musk aware that two great American heroes have already made a voyage to Mars?
“Responsibility To Our Shareholders” could very well be the tombstone epitaph for all of humanity