Mike

@mikefail.bsky.social

Scorchstack’s lead insider and Twitter’s good content boy. I used to write about hockey. Socialist, Free Palestine. Wrestling, and greyhounds.

this one was way better for tracking. I think I just need to spend the week tightening up detection on goalies, refs, audiences, and maybe set boundaries on the ice? I dunno. A weekend of effort so far looks okay!

Well.. it runs even if it doesn’t get the timestamps of when I want it to start tracking. More work to be done I suppose, like finishing all the torrents for this past season and heaps more calibration.

I know we’re all either dancing on the Oilers’ eventual grave for this but your favourite hockey team is one or two insane people with power away from hiring a Stan Bowman or Mike Babcock. Garbage league. Garbage product. Garbage people.

The losers in the Hart sweaters in clear view of the camera are the ultimate cucks. Just pathetic. Anyone who loves Carter Hart should suck an exhaust pipe

I’ve been passively building a hockey blog scraper in python today to run text analysis against to see how many losers are using AI to write slop or creating fictional “authors” that are just fronts for AI generated slop. A good use of a Monday I suppose