In the 80s and somewhat the 90s women liking cheesecake too much was very humorous.

Chiropractic is obviously a scam but i would also pay like 200 bucks to get a ring dinger.

It was funny how bart and lisa watched night boat but also hated it

I do not require 5 emails a day to shepherd my children through middle school. Others might.

Huge opportunity for maryland to rename deep creek Lake Ontario

What if the Orioles just did this part and not the 1-6 follow up stretch

There should be one high quality, classy picture of Dolly Parton's boobs. We'll all agree not to jerk off to it.

real monkey paw shit for whoever wished for social media to be united in something

booked a flight for the first time since 2023 - they really do have a fee for every goddamn thing now. shameless! they wanted 7 bucks to pick a seat in economy!!

Most Canadian band? Two guys in the Tragically Hip were named Gord. Its not really a conversation.

This is not "25% of players who were studied" - 29% of all players who died in the study period donated their brains and 90% of them had CTE.

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 3d ago

At least one in four former NFL players who died between 2016 and 2021 was found to have had chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), according to a new study.

One of my favorite Dolly songs is Islands in the Stream - kind of a bad song, cheesy and clunky, cheap sounding instrumentation -but that hook is incredible.

My preferred knockoff Armani Acqua di Gio appears to have been discontinued or banned from Amazon.

Been listening to the QAA pod on Victor Marx in 5 minute chunks - its hard to listen to this guy be so staggeringly dishonest

school drop off is one of those unavoidable convergences where you see every type of idiot. a dozen emails, texts and phone calls have tried to prepare us for the first day of school and like clockwork some moron is trying to park in the staff lot after the bell.

House Toad / Road Toad

Tomorrow my youngest starts middle school. This child whom i bounced to sleep in the crook of my knee just days ago will be saying ohio rizz bruh.

They rebooted Roseanne in 2018 and fired Roseanne after a few episodes for being racist - the show went on without her for seven more years.

You can tell its the preseason cuz the players are squeezing their own gatorade

I regret to inform you the girl pitcher who is dealing at the Little League World Series is related to Colby Rasmus and her continued success may result in increased levels of Rasmus-posting by afflicted AL East centric posters.

Why are taxpayer dollars being spent to produce culinary TV, typically a for-profit enterprise? I'm told this is communism, at least when its done to give the food to people who need it.

CNN@cnn.com · last wk.

CNN's Tom Foreman follows US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s reality cooking show "Real Food" recipes to see if he can whip up the same dish for the claimed price point.

When I say Spreadsheet People I am referring to the lady in the office who knows that but isn't there the day you call.

I tried a LLM for help with a spreadsheet one time and it *made up* a formula. I used Gemini to help me with Google Sheets! And it did not work - at all!!

Until this moment i did not think we were cooked.

Ranked News@rankednews.bsky.social · last wk.

WATCH: A humanoid robot preparing for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing r For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

I am not joining ParentSquare, I am not joining Class Dojo. I only have a login to Infinite Campus because I was 36, practically a child myself, and I did not know better.

I see we have flipped the lever back to "bad" for presidential ambitions. Wonder what changed??

Pamela Wood@pwoodreporter.bsky.social · last wk.

In the 3.5 years that Maryland Gov. Wes Moore has been in office, he has spent about 1 of every 5 days in other states, as his national profile grows. (This doesn’t count trips to DC or overseas.) The full story from me and @leeosanderlin.bsky.social: www.thebanner.com/politics-pow...

Summer is for trials. Tupac, the psychosis lady, d4vid. Its fun. The summer i lived in DC Marion Barry and Allen Iverson were in court. Not for murder though - boring!

Just heard an instrumental cover of Frank Ocean's Thinkin Bout You by Flea and never realized thats what the "potato flew around my room" vine is from

I read the story about the AI loser who spent 65 grand on matchmaking. If he was a sales rep for a vinyl siding company he'd be married for 12 years by now but he replaced his brain with LinkedIn and now can only create psychic pain for himself and others.