Mike Wooles
@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social
Writer of topical #newsjokes for #breakingthenews (BBC Scotland) #techjokes & sketches for The Treason Show and even more sketches... Don't click here: https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/mike-wooles/
Ukraine hits Russia right in the WildBerries... that's gonna hurt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7... Ukraine hits Wildberries warehouse in latest infrastructure strike
Ukraine hits Wildberries warehouse in latest infrastructure strike away from frontlines
Since mid-July, Ukraine has carried out a series of attacks on Wildberries sites, saying they are used to help supply Russia's military.
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Just started watching Ozark - realised it's Schitts Creek without Eugene's eyebrows. 😎😂✅
Eugene Levy's Proud Nod in Schitt's Creek
ALT: Eugene Levy's Proud Nod in Schitt's Creek
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The bin could win. www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/2627457...
New poll finds British voters want Count Binface to win Clacton by-election
New polling suggests the British public would be more likely to support satirical candidate Count Binface than Nigel Farage in Clacton.
clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk
In Extraction 3, Chris Hemsworth expels all the fog from his bathroom.
Bit worried about my electrician - they were tripping all weekend.
Why are their no dogs and cats on other planets? Who is Donald Trunk?? These brilliant people discuss this and much more, despite it being too hot. Thanks @rialina.com and @alicefraser.bsky.social ♥️👏 pca.st/episode/bec0...
First Contact
Joining Alice this week to discuss the sub-genre deep dive of first contact in sci-fi and fantasy, is Ria Lina! The pair also chat about their Tropes of a Rope, delve back into The Minds of Urgh, and…
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Is it right to have Cookies on a website about Diabetes?
How much money did they make? Hundreds and Thousands... #newsjokes #icecreamjokes www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ballymena: Ice cream shop closes after 103 years in business
McGroggan's on William street was famous in Ballymena for its homemade ice cream.
bbc.co.uk
Why can't we have multi-packs of yogurts that don't include one flavour we hate? (Kiwi fruit - blurrgh!)
Conservatives lose control (think you can get some pants for that...)
Is this true, or... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Pony and traps to be banned two Buckinghamshire roads
Pony and traps to be banned on two Buckinghamshire roads
Buckinghamshire Council says it is a
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He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughy boy... www.visitconwy.org.uk/event/unveil...
Unveiling of Terry Jones Statue - Visit Conwy
CALLING ALL MONTY PYTHON FANS! Comedy Legends MICHAEL PALIN and TERRY GILLIAM will be in Colwyn Bay on SATURDAY 25th APRIL for a very special celebration to unveil an exciting new statue of their old ...
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Uninsured driving reaches "17yr old - high", which is also a description of most of the offenders. #newsgags www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nearly 160,000 uninsured cars seized on UK roads
Seizure numbers hit a 17-year high as an estimated 300,000 uninsured vehicles are driven each day.
bbc.co.uk
There's this new journal - which is... @swerytd.bsky.social @andrewhunterm.bsky.social #thenakedweek
The British Academy@britishacademy.bsky.social · 4mo agoAcross history, witchcraft has been understood in many different ways. 🧙 In this Journal of the British Academy conversation, leading academics explore the cultural history of witchcraft and how its meanings have shifted over time. Read if for free on Open Access 👇 https://bit.ly/4sjcuTv
Come to my free productivity event. I filmed it in my car as I'm now so productive and have so many sales, I have no time to make videos safely at home. #humour
Er Hi, my name is Mike and I'm addicted to mini eggs. I've been clean for... the last 25 minutes.
two bunny mascots are standing next to each other in a field of easter eggs
ALT: two bunny mascots are standing next to each other in a field of easter eggs
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Don't overdo it on news, here's a bite-size show of topical gags. #comedy #news #humor #humour shows.acast.com/your-news-is...
Did you have too much news? | Your news is showing
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Nice bit of business here: ukdefencejournal.org.uk/britain-to-i...
Britain to introduce new inflatable warships to expand fleet
A Downing Street source suggested that if successful, this scheme could be expanded to include inflatable army tanks and fighter jets, allowing for a fully air-powered military by 2035.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
Trump may be in dire straits, he claims he was the original drummer Iran: We are not Hormuz'd
Newsjokes in a podcast? Sure - here you go. #comedy #newsjokes #newspodcast #jokes shows.acast.com/your-news-is...
News lives in a house like this? | Your news is showing
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28 days later, Britain is overrun by giant guinea pigs. It begins... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Capybara on the run after escaping from Marwell Zoo
Marwell Zoo has appealed for the public's help in finding the giant rodent on the loose.
bbc.co.uk
Are female Capybaras called Capybarbara? Suggestions welcome. #capybara #comedy
a group of capybaras are eating grass together and saying `` good morning '' .
Alt: Capybaras eating grass together and saying `` good morning '' .
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