The Australian govt charges my wife $1,475 every five years for the right to leave the country and come back. Fucked up if you ask me.
Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD
@mildcuthbert.bsky.social
Upstanding citizen of the internet
Sorry we couldn't get tickets to the French impressionists exhibtion. Do you want to see my French exhibitionist impression instead? "Bonjour, I am not wearing any le pantalon. I am displaying my sac de balle."
Watched Past Lives (2023) yesterday. Loved it, wow. Although I do find the conceit a bit impossible. I hardly remember anyone from primary school lmao.
Mum, come pick me up, the geniuses in r/AUfrugal are strategising ways to induce sustained nationwide deflation by coordinating their supermarket shopping.
Still trying to figure out what kind of jokes people like on Bluesky. Stuff like "Readers Digest? I sure hope they do!" That's all I've got.
Drew Pavlou is so unemployed that when he was given a pretend job it cost his boss a real one.
Molk | The Guidefather 👍🇦🇺📺@molk.bsky.social · last mo.BREAKING | Karl Stefanovic dumped by NINE amid podcast fallout The fallout from Karl Stefanovic's controversial podcast has escalated dramatically, with TV Blackbox understanding Nine has cut ties with the presenter.
The PS6 will cost $2500 AUD, have 4 games from a Sony studio in its entire lifetime and boast graphical improvements so small that only the most sexist IGN commenters will distinguish it from a PS5.
YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!
Scrolling timeline too fast: Taylor Lorenz has resigned as prime minister of the United Kingdom.
2015: elected MP for the first time 2019: commence wrecking the party to stymie the dreaded Crobbyns 2020: lie 2024: become prime minister with biggest and stupidest majority in generations 2024-2026: be Tories but more transphobic somehow 2026: fired for being too good at loving the flag
Anyone else still listen repeatedly to Australian singer-songwriter Laura Jean's 2008 album Eden Land? Just me?
Men are meant to be on their phones upwards of 16 hours a day. That's according to new research from Samsung Electronics.
You couldn't make live coverage of the 2013 NRL grand final today. Due to clock.
Middle-aged white dude with a well paying job at the racism factory: hmm why is this racist lady so popular? It came out of nowhere but I find it strangely compelling
JEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.
An anecdote I heard today. This is going to sound completely nuts (or not at all) but can you believe a white person in a very leftwing organisation compared their experience of being redheaded to racism?
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This website has "Canberra twitter vibes" to me. How you take that is up to you.
Everyone in the office book club wants to read Dungeon Crawler Carl except me, who likes reading good books, and my buddy who likes reading good books but also believes "This series is an attempt to destroy role playing games" lmao.
The soup fiend makes a hollow boast to the gazpacho king: I've had more hot dinners than you've had hot dinners
Gnocchi with tomatoes and a spinach, parsley and walnut pesto. Delicious, and half the effort comes in washing the spinach.
Local food fans are "eating good" this year at Restaurant Week, city Food Tsar claims. source: Lunch Magazine
New Modest Mouse and Ocarina of Time remake. Never kill yourself.
New Zealanders on the EB Games subreddit talking about flying to Australia to buy shit at EB to maintain their EB World Benefits level (there are no stores in NZ anymore).
One Nation candidate Rachel Invective. One Nation candidate Pedro Filias. One Nation candidate Shae Dipast. (taking it too far now) One Nation candidate Dee D'Waugh-Cremes.
I'm the mayor of Sleepytown. And I'm too tired to go to work!
Lot of furry porn on this website! That and Graham Platner content is like my whole feed.