me trying to seduce her away from her husband

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let me sit over here untopped smh

i might be a slut, but i am also a lover

and shes having a bad day )): i just wanna cook her dinner and run her a bath and read with her and give her flowers and take care of the house chores and help with the kids and decompress in the pool with her and kiss her face and give her a massage and write her love letters and buy her coffee and

the older woman i always gawk over was the one who said this and EVERY reply is saying it was flirty and now im

grim 🪲🍂🌾@milfluvr420.bsky.social · 5h ago

i want unbiased opinions on this: context: i was giving an updated phone number when i asked if she wanted me to text her so she’d have my number, or if she would already have it, her response was “oh, please. I basically have your number memorized” would you consider this flirting

i want unbiased opinions on this: context: i was giving an updated phone number when i asked if she wanted me to text her so she’d have my number, or if she would already have it, her response was “oh, please. I basically have your number memorized” would you consider this flirting

Good morning <3

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

˗ˏˋ lacey ˎˊ˗@lacedxdollie.bsky.social · 13h ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

tis 5 am and i am awake, why must i be deprived of sleep when i can be dreaming of older women

i’ll never understand how people can just live and not talk and stay updated about ICE and palestine and iran i just will never understand just because it’s not happening in your backyard or trying to protect your mental who protects them? if not our government and not you then who

i yearn for her more than anything

decided to teach myself the criteria for a bachelors degree in behavior analysis…whoops

when to expect me this week! 𓂃꩜˚ 🦷 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 ✣ 10am mst thurs. aug 6 𓂃꩜˚ 🦷 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 ✣ 10am mst fri. aug 7 also hoping to watch pride & prejudice in our community discord sometime over the weekend!

does anyone else randomly decide to learn a subject as if its a course, or is that just me

How it feels listening to this edit

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grim 🪲🍂🌾@milfluvr420.bsky.social · 2d ago

i am transcending

lesbian yearning >>>>>>>>>>>

🩸 #promosky #moothunt 🩸 may | she/her | multidisciplinary artist & streamer things i love: ಄ horror ಄ the subconscious ಄ pixel art ಄ benevolent spirits ಄ bird watching ಄ letterboxd ramblings ಄ operating theaters ಄ my antique sawdust doll named Peanut i’ll see you in my dreams 🫵

a woman’s voice and hands >

⟢ 𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔲𝔰𝔱 #pomosky ⟢ 𝔤𝔯𝔦𝔪 • 27 • 𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔟𝔦𝔞𝔫 • 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔰: 𝔱𝔳 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔴𝔰, 𝔪𝔦𝔡𝔡𝔩𝔢 𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔫, 𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔶, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔠𝔞𝔟𝔯𝔢, 𝔪𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔢𝔞𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔯𝔶, 𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰, 𝔟𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰, 𝔬𝔡𝔡𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔰, 𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔶, 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔩, 𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔠 𝔩𝔦𝔱, 𝔟𝔲𝔤𝔰, 𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔬𝔰 + 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 ꩜ 𝔪𝔡𝔫𝔦 21+ ꩜ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔠𝔢 + 𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔬𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢 ♡ / ↻ appreciated

good morning <3

sorry guys, i need to be super gay for a bit…..u’ve been warned

i am transcending

can men fuck off. my posts are NOT for you. get the fuck out of my notifs

real talk, does anyone have teeth that they’d send me

my pc area is getting more red these days, so i wanted to make a new coaster 🍎 ₊ ⊹

the look emily gives to jj when she gets engaged is the same as regina looking heart broken when emma got engaged. when will i stop being personally victimized by brunette/blonde queers

paget thinking she’s unattractive makes me want to run into a concrete wall

emily prentiss, i’m in desperate need of mouth-to-mouth

yeah, totally a straight woman…..

thinking about that hand picture again