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Cherry is trying to recruit her friend Abigail to help tend the store. Abby: Wait, like... a job? Hmm yeah, that sounds pretty dope. What do you think, Garth? Cherry: Garfield. Abby: Huh? Cherry: His name is GARFIELD. Abby: Oooh... What do you think, Mr. Fields? Cherry: *sighs*
Catherine's beach routine is foolproof. 1. Drop by the bakery to eat breast expansion donuts. 2. Arrive at the beach, looking impossibly stacked. 3. "Accidentally" drop her popsicle. 4. Act surprised when a volunteer appears within thirty seconds. Mia is taking notes!
She may crave the spotlight a little too much for a proper servant, but when it comes to maidcraft, Catherine is every bit as talented as she is dramatic!
That bored office look is deceptive. Miss Perkins can become dangerously personable the instant a mission calls for it. You’d be amazed how quickly people start oversharing around her once she slips into something a lil’ more flattering!💕
Midday. With the Chief gone and the rest of the task force out in the field, Darcy finally gets the office all to herself... and a chance to let the girls breathe!
Operations Officer Darcy Perkins isn’t thrilled about the prospect of a joint task force with the FBI. “Morning, Chief…” she sighs, gripping her coffee. “The Bureau’s already here. That’s them over there.” “Try to play nice.” “I am always nice,” Darcy says.
Béatrice didn't stop there. She also sampled a few of the ass expansion donuts... for research purposes, of course!
Béatrice couldn't resist experimenting with the Bakery's breast expansion donuts... all in the name of science, naturally. “Astounding! The density, the softness… the sheer mass! I must document my findings at once!"
Béatrice volunteers at the local library! She's helping them digitize their cataloging system.
Meet the other students of the Maxwell Marvelous Maid Academy: Abigail, Catherine, Béatrice, and Darcy!💕 Sitting down with friends for afternoon tea is a real treat after all that yard work. Scones, macarons, and gossip are on the menu!
Springtime at the Academy! Students are paired up and put to work in the gardens, making sure the estate stays as lovely as they are. Groundskeeping is an essential maidcraft skill!
Date night for Junnie and Sadie! Choosing what to rent is a whole ritual… and there are so many options!
I wish adblockers also blocked posts that are basically advertisement. I don't want ads!
Cherry’s attention quickly shifts from the bunny outfit to the “tasty Easter treat” that Chrissie brought… Milk chocolate breast expansion donuts! 💕🍩
Cherry is second-guessing her holiday getup. "I dunno, Chrissie… can I just do what I do every year and throw on a tape of Bucky O’Hare or Bugs Bunny?"
It’s your favorite mall brats, Sarah and Sophie Milford! Sure, they could be at Bergdorf’s with mom… but where’s the fun in that?
Today is Moira's birthday! She decided to dress up as a French Maid for the occasion.🎉 "I've always wondered if I could pull off this kind of outfit! Whaddaya think?"
Valérie Maxwell the Fourth daydreams of seeing her own Headmistress portrait hanging upon that wall. She’ll have to work tirelessly to ascend to excellence… while remembering to pause for a cigarette break every now and then ;)
Valérie Maxwell the 3rd! Her lifelong dedication to the art of maidcraft shaped her into the most formidable Headmistress to date.
Mia got her 7 Up, and then some! Turns out the Very Raspberry donuts Daphne had packed in the cooler didn't go unnoticed!
Valérie III appreciation post! Working on her Headmistress painting now and thinking back about how I was going to just put her mother and grandmother as portraits on a wall, a small easter egg to explain the Valérie Maxwell the 3rd name (1/2)
Valérie Maxwell, founder of the Maxwell Marvelous Maid Academy. Students often comment on her portrait: "I heard it's haunted." "What’s that behind her?" "She kinda looks like a vampire..." Details about the first Headmistress are sparse; even her death is shrouded in mystery.
Mia: "Timeout. I need a drink. Hey, you. Yeah, you, with your mouth wide open... Don't just stand there! Toss me a 7 Up, will ya?"
Sgt. Valérie “Max” Maxwell the 2nd, former headmistress of the Maxwell Marvelous Maid Academy. She brought military discipline to the institution, expanding its curriculum to include bodyguard training, cigar sommelier studies, firearms handling, first aid, and driving.
Sadie’s back home at the Midnight Mirage, after a brutal week hauling ass on the road. A long, hot soak in an actual bathtub. Finally. Truck stop showers can only do so much. Mid-undress, she catches a whiff and grimaces. “…yeah. That tracks.”
Chrissie gathers her courage and calls Cherry to ask her out on a first date. "Your shift’s almost over, right? I was thinking… um… maybe we could go see a movie… together?"
ëlle magazine's editor-in-chief doesn't shy away from appearing on the cover, too!
