Hard Candy (sorry for the re-upload) www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle
Milo Nettle
@milonettle.bsky.social
🔞♂🏳️🌈🔝🦴🐾 | He/Him/It/Derp | Furry Artist, owner of multiple teeth, and I have used a blanket more than once. https://linktr.ee/milonettle
I really wanted for the Wendy's emo album to be on that I listened to as a joke and then only thought of once a year or so but guys....this is going to be in my regular rotation. God damn you @Wendys .
I have a thing for shorter guys (not hard to come by when you're 6'4), but it does mean that I have to face the fact that they'll always be seeing me from the most unflattering angle. I can only hope they're into nostrils.
So the other day the freezer section was a little tight and I was pressed too close to the freezer door at one point. Ended up getting a bit of a startle.
The other day at a restaurant I noticed that the only ice cream options from the softserve machine were vanilla and pineapple. This is the future the liberals want for your children. (/s)
4-of-5 versions of a YCH that I did over on FA. Wouldn't let me upload the 5th, so I went with the juiciest for you all. Been thinking of opening up slots again, let me know if anyone has any interest in that and I'll consider it!
I just mindlessly carried the Roku remote from the living room into my bedroom, spotted the bedroom remote on the nightstand, then looked down at the one in my hand with a feeling like in a movie where they discover the person next to them was a doppelganger imposter the entire time.
Just saw two birds having sex on top of a Golden Corral sign and I think I have a new goal in life.
This is now live on my FA! www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet...
Milo Nettle@milonettle.bsky.social · 6mo agoThink I'm finally going to open this YCH later this evening over on my FA page if anyone is interested! I'll start with 3 slots at first to avoid burnout, but will probably open more at a later date. www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet...
Think I'm finally going to open this YCH later this evening over on my FA page if anyone is interested! I'll start with 3 slots at first to avoid burnout, but will probably open more at a later date. www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet...
I was chatting with an older couple who said they wanted to convert their basement into a "play room". I said, "Oh, what, is the public park not good enough for you!?" They told me, no, it was a sex thing, so I repeated my question. (I'm really tired today, let me make bad jokes)
Okay, explain to me like I'm 5, but I thought the whole point of Substar was that it didn't use payment processors which was why it could get away with hosting the things Patreon wouldn't? So why are they doing this to appease the payment processors?
Today I managed to balance on one leg that had fallen asleep, and now I'm pretty sure I know what levitation feels like. It was scary, but magical.
Got some good stuff over on Patreon and Substar if you're interested in some early acccess or HD version of my things! Support your local porn artists! Or don't, you're cool either way. Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle Subscribestar: subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle
I'm such an idiot sometimes. I saw a sign today advertising something for Friday March 13th and said "Ooh, March has a Friday the 13th in it". I said that....TODAY.....FRIDAY...........FEBRUARY 13TH!!! It took me until NOW! 7pm to realize what an ass I am! I know I slept bad but dayum!
Okay, this is probably a silly question from a silly billy of a man, but what do you call this part of a toaster, and why was I raised always calling it "the button". Does this count as a button? A lever? A.....slide?
High School Me: "If I could choose how I die, how would I wanna go out." Me now: ...Impressively
⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️@deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 9mo agoPhysics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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If you're ever near me when someone says "Ugh, I hate musicals" and you see me slow blink, that's me stifling an eye roll. Writing off Feivel Goes West like that is no way to earn my respect.
I just asked the question, out loud, "what kind of catastrophic things would happen if mountains could yell". I did take a bit of a gummy, but that was two minutes ago so I don't think it's kicked in yet, but damn that's a stoner question.
"Yeah, that new Gaga album is pretty good, I've listened to Abracadabra a few times, but ultimately I'm a rock guy. Oh look, my yearly recap! My top is probably gonna be Spiritbox or something......oh......oh okay, nevermind."
Happy Halloween everyone! Here's a callback to good ol' Max getting a little more than he bargained for in that creepy old house on the hill. www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle