milo ✱
@miloyote.bsky.social
✱ just another animal at the end of the day she/they multimedia artist and animator way more famous on the shittier websites https://www.keetz.me co-founder of @flimpo.co
had to enable content filters on this account because i was getting asgore undertale's entire dick and balls on my phone screen sitting on an NJ transit bus
i am allowed to go on bluesky for five minutes a day and i just post and poast as much as i can until my screentime app cuts me off like a seasoned bartender telling a drunk divorced mother to hit the road and call a waymo
never ask a man his age. a woman her salary. a nonbinary they dishes
bro you gotta go to the restaurant where they have chicken and carbohydrate . and you GOTTA get the secret orange sauce too. they call it the Bowl
when i was a kid i used to feel bad for the guy who made The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny because I thought it was the only famous song he ever made. i was an ignorant fool at the time
dutch people be like "blawe sky poern is verschrikkelijke faps"
what would you do if someone was going down on you and they said "sneak-a-doodle bite, number one!"
buldak noodles isnt even food its like some other shit that makes you shit some other shit
one of my favorite writing advice youtubers had a long bout of religious psychosis a while back and started making raps. I think he's better now and deleted most of them but lowkey he was good at it and they still get stuck in my head
guy working at the gym made me pay 68 bucks to reinstate my membership and i almost just started begging and crying like a dog. and not in the sexy way
they're sifting your ass through a fine mesh sive on all purpose flour twitter
what if mandelbrot hall comes out and everyone gets mad at me for no reason . throws up
guy who has to jerk off to completion before making an easy, delicious weeknight dinner thats packed with protein (and it only takes 15 minutes to make!)
they're centering your ass on div twitter. they're putting your children in the flexbox and justifying the content to the left bro. bro they're cascading your style sheets bro
my nails are the least bitten and torn up they have been in literal years. damn lol
milo ✱@miloyote.bsky.social · 2mo agolets watch what happens when we put lexapro into this coyote girl
i feel like its only a matter of time before my post-burnout creative boost kicks in and i make some sort of crazy experimental thing that nobody likes or even acknowledges when i show it to them (even though i still fw it)
nescafe is a stimulant medication if you are a small and weak enough animal
went to the doctors office today and i peed in a cup and blooded in a tube. who KNOWS what happens next!!!!!
bluesky posting is great because you can write whatever you want and no one will see it
selling things on facebook marketplace makes even the most innocent of transactions feel like a drug deal
can i really be considered part of the online niche transfem creator circle if all i ever post on here is tame. do the cool trans girls in my computer know i have a waluigi or do they just think i'm always palatable
