Urghhh! 1st Wednesday of the month #MindlesInMeetings Send disco balls please! … 🪩 #WerkWerkWerkWerkWerk

May I have your attention please … Important news flash hot off the press 🗞️ ⚡️ The dogs have done ‘sexy time’ … doggie style … presume that’s the only way?! Imagine only one pos-ish! 🤔 hmmm … any road up … 5 weeks to wait for puppy news but we’re top of the list, possibly puppy parents by Xmas! 🥰

💖 💭 Morning all x

It’s flying ant evening in Brum so I’m off … 🐜 Night all! #itchy

This means me right? I’m ’the guy’?! 🙋🏼‍♀️ 🔨 🪜 🪞

The Mindles siblings played out with Sara Pascoe yesterday! My god it was hot! 🥵

Off to cause mischief in the capital! Have a smashing Saturday all x 🩶

What used to be a shed base is now my reading nook under a grapevine. There’ll be as much chance of me reading a book as picking the grapes and making wine but I might have a few peaceful hours doing some deep thinks! 💁🏼‍♀️💖 #NoBoysAllowed

Mom & I visited my ‘dad’s tree’ y’day. The council gifted a grant for trees, mom planted one years ago, then a drought hit. My kids took empty milk cartons of water to it. Some of the saplings died but her’s survived & grew into a healthy tree! Maybe my dad’s ashes helped! 🤍…(then we got lost! 😂)

Wedding eve ready. Remember … best behaviour! Don’t wait up x 🩵🧡🤎🩵

Remember this story? Well, tonight we’re invited to the ‘evening do’ of the eldest daughter’s wedding. My son and his GF are still going strong, 4yrs now so I get to mingle with 2 old school chums off of the 80s! #BestBehaviour ☺️ 🪩 🥂🍾

ᗰIᑎᗪᒪEᔕ™️ 🪩@mindlesmandles.bsky.social · 2y ago

When I was 11 my parents moved & I was the ‘new girl’ at school. I was sat by this lovely girl who I was close to until 17, no SM back then so we lost touch. This evening my son & her daughter are celebrating their 2.5yrs together! Couldn’t be happier! You heard owt cuter today?! 🩵🩷 #TrueStory

💜 happy Friday chums! Wishing *each and *every one of you a smashing day! 💜 (*Except the silly lurkers maybe 👋🏼)

Go away. 🎷

Given my AirPods a sunny makeover! 💛

1/2: My mom has cabin fever following a cataracts op. She’s taken to film making age 83 & is sending me videos with commentary doing guided tours around her retirement bungalow! EVERY room! 😂 …..

I just opened the kitchen bin and a load of flies flew out into my face! 🪰 Lots of squealing and hand flapping! Horrible! Evening x

Happiest birthday wishes to Bluesky’s best tea maker @cazoo.bsky.social x #Vintage1971 🧁

I thought half time was about wees and burning the roof of your mouth off on balti pies! I’m off to bed! Night all x

Mr M picking his parents up (delayed), Master Mindles, at work, ground crew. England team have just landed … both in a race to get a Jude selfie! 🤳 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I’ve done stuff … with ‘No More Nails’! 🤭 #HomeAlone #MindlesMaintenance 🛠️ 🧰 🪜 👷🏻‍♀️

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Was supposed to be packing my holiday clothes away for a bit but then decided to wear them! 💖 Morning chums x

Celebrating the life of the wonderful Brenda Fricker by having a family viewing of So I Married an Axe Murderer! 🪓 🍿

Please can someone buy me something … I can’t stop thinking about them … £65, size 7 … I’ll tell you what once I receive the cold, hard cash 💛 …

Happy birthday to Bluesky’s very own ‘Ken Hutchinson’ @andrewblue23.bsky.social have a smashing day Morkdrew bab! 🪩 🚓 🚨

I used to baby sit where I could watch those films with the *naughty red triangle in the corner of the screen! 🤭 *disappointing as it turned out 🫤

Birth Mork@andrewblue23.bsky.social · 3w ago

“Verify your age” I drank Orange squash that was Orange coloured.

After I washed my car Saturday I used the remaining soapy water to give my son’s a quick once over. I didn’t try hard, I basically just rearranged the dirt into different places! 😂 He’s just got in & his GF’s dad has written “my mummy washed my car” in the grime! Absolutely deceased! 😂😂😂

I’m at that stage of hungover where I’m in my hammock taking selfies of my bent knees positioned so it looks like I’ve got big bo0bs! I suppose I could use AI but I’m going in old skool!

Went to a party at 7pm yesterday evening …. I’m still here! 😂

This year’s themed party is Cops & Robbers / Goodies & Baddies! So pleased I chose something cool, airy & floaty! 🥵 I’m gonna melt! #ForwardThinking #Heatwave #30° Mr Mindles? Dick Turpin!