miomancer
@miomancer.bsky.social
i make games and art! you can find my games here: https://miomancer.itch.io
hello, creator of "no hello" dot com here. i made it because i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you don't ever greet me or anyone again
wren@slimewitch.itch.io · 1h agomy least favourite kinda website are those like "dont ask to ask" "no hello" short static webpage manifestos about something completely mundane and harmless. i just cannot imagine accidentally making some arbitrary faux pas and getting served a link to a website designed for idiots like me
neptunia spinoff where all the characters are video game accessories. there’s a sporty sharpshooter girl who’s the wii nerf gun
when they shut down blue sky they should post everyone’s drafts
would anyone be interested in my rapid wealth acquisition paradigm
cardcaptor sakura is funny because this panel is fairly representative of the manga, which makes it seem like it would be bad but it’s actually quite good
ivy league should work like the pokemon league. you have to get all 8 College Diplomas to challenge the Four Heavenly Scholars
i met my partner through Education Connection and am now happily married to the University of Phoenix
the french revolution was cool and all but what about the french evolution-r
i have a lot of respect for the people who like the things i don’t like. unfortunately, they are wrong,
henchmen insurance just denied my claim, apparently i’m “at fault” because we attacked the hero all at once instead of waiting to fight one at a time
user on the baby internet: gacha games are for fetuses, the only “gacha” game i play is gacha nose
zoomers warned us about the lettuce disease. the stories of the Chopped and the Washed were cautionary tales of the dangers of produce
mythbusters after their kickstarter campaign: thanks everyone for your support but unfortunately someone bought the $1M “Choose a Myth” tier ten times so most of the new season will be dedicated to proving that danganronpa executions would actually kill you
Technical Skills - Proficient in various types of sprees (killing, shopping, etc.) - Able to juggle up to eight tasks, three balls, and ten conversations at once - Knows every number by heart
just got a new glasses prescription, guess who needs bifocals # bivisibility
superhero idea: The In-Law he is related to every other person on earth, by marriage
i hate having to take care of the neighborhood chuunis. “there’s a demon in my arm bringing me constant pain and torment” yeah man you’ve had it wrapped in bandages for months, it’s irritated and infected
i don’t actually know any mcdonalds menu items that start with “mc”. is that even a real thing? is there a mcburger? mcfries? mcchicken nuggets?
you’ve hit by, you’ve been struck by, you’ve been bashed by, you’ve been slashed by, you’ve been smashed by, you’ve been punched by, you’ve been shoved by, you’ve been kicked by, you’ve been licked by, you’ve been whacked by, you’ve been stomped by, you’ve been flicked by, a smooth criminal
game devs in the 90s: we spent 3 long years and all we made was one of the best games of all time
nintendo directs but for libraries and the host says “please, take a book”
me playing a modern pokemon game: wow this is missing so many pokemon… wonder how all the dexit voters feel now
the name's Discord Rich Presence. but you can call me Rich
