"... What's with the pony."
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โMake way for the Shellcore Master!โ Chaosverse Role-Parody of the infamous Alex Kidd! [EST and Minor Friendly!] Last seen wandering through #๐๐ถ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บโฆ
"I can't deal with this anymore, I'm done. DON'T need me."
"Still gone..? This is starting to get me really concerned. I'm getting the Little Prince and seeing what's up. If anyone wants to join me on the way to Hiro's place, you can come along."
"... ๅใใ ใใๆใฎ็ๅญใใพใๅใใ ใ."
"That would be quite nice.. J'espรจre qu'il ne leur est rien arrivรฉ de graveโฆ"
"Geez... well, how about we check up on them if they don't text by tomorrow morning, eh?"
"They said that the HPA was planning a full-scale attack on them. I think they might be out as a result of that."
"No clue. I tried calling them, but they didn't pick up the phone. You think they're busy?"
"Has any seen Hiro? They were supposed to take me to these "Movies"."
"Oh, that's my cue!" Deep inhale- "COULDN'T BE ME, THAT'S FOR SURE!"
โImagine having a kid's meal be based on trading cards at Wendyโs.โ
"Ugh, well, you deal with that, clearly I'm not fit for something like this. I'll be plotting revenge on Sonic if you do need me though." And he's off like nothing happened... typical.
โOh please, Parallelmon makes the Boos that Green Plumber deals with look like saints. Another Digimon told me Parallelmon can eat data from other Digimon....โ
"Yikes. Now I know how Luigi feels when he deals with all those Boos..."
โParallelmon. Close, but there are other Digimon way worse than that one-eyed freak. Anyway, I wasnโt sure if the Digimon was lying... until I believed them the moment I felt Parallelmonโs cold presence... It started at me too.โ
".. so Paragraphmon is a.. agent of chaos? From what I'm getting?"
โIt wasnโt until then I approached one and they stated it was Parallelmonโs doing....โ
"... you didn't think I WOULD LISTEN?!?? I'M YOUR FRIEND!" Immediately grabbing Amiga and shaking her with tears in his eyes. "I WOULD HAVE LISTENED IF YOU JUST EXPLAINED!!!!!!!"
โBecause you and this... โHiroโ... were too busy throwing shade on making false accusations against Ruki.... Only to fall victim by a cowardly surprise attack from Parallelmon throwing some kind of nuclear bomb Iโve never seen before in my life.โ
". .. ..." Oh no- "SO YOU KNEW LONG AGO ABOUT PARAMEDICMON BEFORE IT EVEN QUOTE-UNQUOTE, "MANIPULATED" ME AND HIRO, AND THE THIUGHT OF JUST NOW TELLING US CROSSED YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW!? DO YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID THAT WAS!? [โ]
โAnd it was through messages.โ
". You are clearly missing what I am trying to say so let me reiterate. For how many days were you subsequently informed on Parametermon?"
โAlex. Thatโs the lavender-haired human lady youโre talking to. The one I mentioned? Hello?โ
"I said HOW. LONG. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT. AMIGA."
โ...Allow me to take over where the simian girl left off. To answer your question, this โreboot rejectโ - Parallelmon - is a Digimon who travels other iterations of various Digital Worlds, no matter which universe, human or not, has its own. Should one die out, another one will take its place.โ
"Amiga... that's helpful but not what I meant. How long did you know about this Reboot reject." ๐ต๏ธ {Anyone know about Reboot the show? No? Just me? Okay :< )
โ...The lavender-haired human lady who runs the In-between Theater knows the Digimon running like crazy. The same one who sent a message while I was helping out the beings in this... โPop Starโ. Sheโll tell you.โ
๐ต๏ธ {oh you bet this is gonna be a thing.)
"Yeah, but let's be honest, meeting a digi-kitty is different from, oh, I dunno, some random THING chuckin a nuke at me out of random- HEY, wait a second. How long did you know about this Paranaturalmon anyways?!"
โ...Youโre not the only one, Alex. I could say the same thing when I met Gatomon.... The day I became her tamer and was new to this stuff...โ
"... okay, look. Sure, I miiiiiiiight have been wrong for once in my life, but can you blame me? I'm a total newbie to this Digimon stuff!"
โI TOLD THEM THAT PARALLELMON PLAYED ALEX KIDD AND HIS FRIEND LIKE A FIDDLE THE ENTIRE TIME. NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.โ
GASP! "H-Holy Halifax... I forgot I was carrying that around..! Wait, how many lives DO I have?" [๐ x 2] "... oh. Well, that'll be convenient later. I really need to restock my lives!"
[(Ugh.... of all the ways to go out... this..? I didn't even get my rematch with Sonic... Oh well... at least my soul is in a better- Wait... What's this light engulfing me..?? WAIT. DON'T TELL ME-)] [โ]
"Oh, come on, who even IS that Digimon anyway? Amiga, I never thought I'd say this, but you've somehow changed! I don't know who you met that planted that idea in your head, but they're probably just as koo-koo as Ms.Tropacalis!"
โ...Parallelmon. Thatโs all you need to know. Saying Ruki makes you even more wrong because youโre being used.โ
"They were an eye-witness! Would it be propaganda if they weren't able to name her victims ever-so-casually? Listen, Amiga, please, I don't want to have to fight you, you're my friend..! But to let this... THING just get away scott-free? I have a reputation!"
โSorry, but how can I believe in your friend when theyโre doing nothing but spread cowardly propaganda against Ruki?โ
๐ต๏ธ {oh dear it's a full blown argument now XD)
"Tsuki saw the thing go down, right? Hiro did too! So you can just as easy believe their story as much as hers!"
THE HUMAN GIRL HAS TO SAY.โ
"Oh, can it, pineapple head! You might've been able to fool my friend, but you can't fool me! Besides, you just met her. I've known Amiga for years and she'd never let some newbie swoon her over!"
โCall it lies whatever you want, but itโs the truth. And I thought the incident with Quartzmon was bad enough...โ
"Amiga, I know I say some crazy things, but you need to believe me when I say that they speak the truth here. That kid's not a monster, that kid's the DEVIL, and that's coming from me.!"