diddy’s twins are still dressing exactly the same at 18….that’s a mental illness right? being an adult & not wanting an ounce of distinction between you & your twin sister??

hate to say it….but after years of going to a small independent optometrist, & then trying For Eyes for the first time this year….i can never go back. For Eyes was more expensive but no delays, they’re actually open during posted hours, no lens issues, better customer service, the list goes on & on

have i just not pooped in 4 days or is it appendicitis? we’ll see!!!!

the new female gaming partner has no idea how much i love her. working for her gives me life, i’ll even work a lil harder for u girlie

today my goth legal assistant told me my fit was giving witchy vibes & a gay coworker whose style i heavily respect said the fit was giving elvira. safe to say i am riding a high off those compliments🖤

ever since having a phone case that can’t have a popsocket, i have dropped my phone on my face no less than 3x

being sick for three weeks then getting a random nerve injury will do a lot to the psyche of a person who is used to working out 5-6x/week. i guess it’s time to find a good pair of walking shoes until i am ready for pilates again :(

every day i wake up thinking maybe today will i get past this extreme fatigue. & every day my eyes are bloodshot & im ready to fall asleep by noon. rsv is no joke & being an atty is not conducive to healing from an extended illness. it’s been a month of literal hell & i just want to be healthy again

i honestly never thought i’d see the catholic church on the right side of like….anything lmao

CNN@cnn.com · 2y ago

Pope Francis has said that allegations of a genocide in Gaza should be "carefully investigated" - marking some of his strongest criticism yet of Israel's war in the territory.

You just seemed like you were into it

up to no good. a goon & a goblin. #cats

honestly they’re more like mini me in austin powers

Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamond Axe Studios@seanfaywolfe.bsky.social · 2y ago

Cats are so funny. They would totally murder us if they weren't so small that we could pick them up with one hand. Truly the Scrappy Doos of the animal kingdom.

the one good thing ab twitter that @bsky.app should definitely adopt is the community notes feature

i get that my cats gotta groom but why the slurping

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

Watching desperate housewives for the first time and this bitch is so toxic but also iconic 😭