Mera Salamin
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"Regular pepperoni..." Mera just went with a very common one...
" We can divide it into thirds instead of halves. What do you want on your third? "
"But... on pizza..." 'I want pineapple on my half!' . . . "What about me?!..."
" I like fish "
"Sardines on pizza?!..." Looking at Tessa with a look of... trying to not judge...
"Sardines on my half! " You fucking would, Tessa
'I do!' "Then we are ordering a pizza for us today, I'll let you two choose what type."
" Oh, yeah! Like a pizza party! Anyone want pizza? "
"Maybe we should take this opportunity with all of us watching a movie together, and we should also order something for us to eat?" Someone was in a good mood... Rare for her to suggest spending money like that.
next to Mera on the sofa.
Mera accepted her fate as part of the 'bad guys' a long time ago, she doesn't mind. After making sure the movie was playing, and the sound was right, she moved back to the couch, sitting between the other two.
" Yep! But not like us, I don't think.. " ..... She doesn't like to think of them as 'Bad guys'.. Now she regrets saying anything " Uh, yeah. That one. "
'Yeah, and he fight some bad guys too!' Mera just nodded her head and, after finding the movie, she clicked on it to start. "This one?"
" It could happen....! " No it can't!! " He's an adventurer who hunts for ancient relics. "
"That won't happen!..." Searching for the movie... "What even is this movie about?"
" Awwww.... I wanted to see it hit the corner.... " IT WAS NEVER GOING TO HIT THE CORNER!!
Mera quickly turned it to the internet! "We are NOT doing that...."
...... Tessa was staring...
Mera turned the TV on again. It was still on the DVD logo....
" That's....! " ... Nodding " Perfectly moral and justifiable. "
"That is... exactly what I'm suggesting..." 'We watch a lot of movies and series this way.' Indus completed.
Gasp! " You aren't suggesting.... Piracy!? " Tessa you helped rob a museum.
"Well, we will just look online until we find somewhere we can watch then."
" Had. Past tense. " To be fair, part of it is because Tessa likes the sleeping bag. She's Weird.
"You have a subscription service?..." No judgment, it was just that Tessa didn't even jad a bed...
" Oh yeah! .. I need to renew my Hulu subscription "
"I guess." Mera shrugged, it has been fun without the competitive spirit of trying to win. 'Are we going to watch the movie now?'
" Uhhh.... .. Pssh.. Who needs a points system, am I right? "
"I wasn't counting how many I got..." 'How about we say that everyone won?'
" ... Oh, uh.. Shoot. I wasn't keeping track. Let's seeee- Indus went first round and you guessed it... And then I guessed two I think.. "
'Yeah, I was trying to remember the name...' Mera sat down on the couch again. "How is the score so far?"
" Really? You mean like, the batter or the pitcher? "
"That's correct, it was a Knight." 'Really? I was about to say baseball...'
" Oh! Are you a knight? Totally a knight! "
She shook her head. Mera placed the other hand in front of her as if she was holding something, like a shield.
" Hmmm.... " Tessa squints.. " Is it... Pulling a wagon..? "
Always nice when her epithet takes a break! Mera gets up and walks to the front, she thinks about what to do for a moment and then... She made a gesture as if she was pulling something from her side, around the waste.
" Yep! " Tessa hops over to the couch and sits back down. Surprisingly enough, she did not trip over anything. Her epithet must be being nice today.
"A ninja?" 'No, no... it's a thief! It's us, me and Lady Mera!' "Don't shout that!"
Okay, now she looks like she's sneaking around- Being all shady.
'A watch party!' Indus looked excited. "As long as it isn't a scary movie, sure." Mera gave Tessa the thumbs up to continue.
" We can watch Indiana Jones after the game. Like, as a group thing! " At least it's not a horror movie.. " Oh, speaking of the game- " She zips her lips. Shwoing she won't be talking anymore so she can continue!
"Well, I'm sorry for not watching every movie in existence..." Mera crossed her arms and looked to the side, almost pouted.
" Oh, no, he didn't. I was just distracted by you not knowing who Indiana Jones is. "
"But was he the answer, did Indus get it right?"
" He's a pretty famous movie character, y'know? "
"No... who's that?...." Mera had that feeling that it was someone important that she should know of.
" Wait, you don't know who Indiana Jones is? " Raising an eyebrow. .. She did kinda break the game for a second there.
"Treasure hunter?" 'Indiana Jones!' "Who?..." Mera watches some movies, but not that many.
Tessa made a motion like she was opening something in her hands, and using it to scoop up something from the ground!
"A martial artist?" Both her and Indus were trying to analyze.
Tessa starts off by kicking at the air! She looks like she's holding something, and she's got an evil little grin on her face!
Indus returned to the couch while Mera was still shocked with that.
.. Wow, yeah, that was pretty insightful for him. " Good round, Indus! " Time for Tessa's turn!