Couriers must be the stealthiest people on the planet, they should use their powers for good
In my day perverts didn't need fancy glasses, we taped a mirror to our shoe and we were happy
Maisie Adam should put out her own line of underwear called Dipthongs
Went scuba diving and saw a bunch of eels dancing in a line, they must have been Conga eels
One Chris to rule them all, One Chris to find them, One Chris to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Wellington where the Shadows lie.
Chris Pratt in talks to play Chrises Luxon, Penk and Hipkins in a movie directed by Chris Columbus
This is how I found out there was an actual real person called Dick Butkus
Ken Plume@kenplume.bsky.social · last wk.HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
The Vietnamese president being reluctantly pulled away from a close encounter with the meerkats at Wellington zoo to meet Luxon
Luxon stepping down to spend more time with his robot lawnmower
The MP with the most Ooshies will be the next National leader
Simeon Brown hurriedly being told why changing his name to Chris would be a bad idea
My theory is George RR Martin finished the book years ago and just enjoys winding people up
If elected we're going to keep doing the same things we always do which don't work, but they'll work this time for sure
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
RNZ News Feeds@rnzrss.bsky.social · 2w agoBrian Tamaki says police have revoked his firearms licence
Thought a man who has written more than 20 book's would know how to use an apostrophe
“None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”
