me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda? mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops

this is what they took from you

Streisand Effect in action with this online age verification thing. I've just found out what "porn" is (pictures of people shagging!!) and it's brilliant. A real own goal for Keir Starmer if you ask me. But don't bother asking me, I'll be too busy enjoying "porn"! 😎

I'm glad the Pope lived long enough to see Conclave starring Ralph Fiennes.

What if the real Katy Perry is still in space.

Happy birthday women.

You might have seen that Apple released an eight-hour, lo-fi Severance focus set with ODESZA. You might not have spotted that it syncs up perfectly with the Music Dance Experience at around three and a half hours in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...

Severance — Music To Refine To feat. ODESZA | Apple TV+

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I have often noticed that the celebrities on Hot Ones can't answer questions or get distracted because the hot sauce is too spicy. They should trying doing the interviews without the hot sauce.

There was a golden era of twitter in the mid 2010s when you could tweet about a urinal cake and the brand would reply "thank you for pissing on me" and everything was perfect.

google UX designers: what should users see when they open a blank document? guy who puts loads of weird bullshit all over the screen: okay, so i have an idea

this verse of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman to Me" always confused me

vet: well we got the test results back, your dog has no nerve endings bob dylan: HOW DOES IT FEEL? vet [desperately fighting the temptation to say "soft and hairy"]: your dog is dying, sir

This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

donald trump's neuralink just exploded live on stage

it's chilli outside

neighbour walked in on me disposing of our christmas tree

This is my favourite time of year because I get to break out the absolute fucking worst Christmas tree decoration ever made.

Here's my review of the new aeroplanes game, Microsoft Aeroplanes. www.rockpapershotgun.com/microsoft-fl...

One genuinely useful application of NotebookLM is giving it all the user manuals for your washing machine, router, fridge etc, so you can just ask it what it means when some random light is flashing yellow. Follow for more Top Tech Tips.

These workshy millennials with their one-click blocklists. I'm building my blocklist with my own two hands, like my father did, and his father before him.

To be fair this guy looks exactly like the kind of chortling cad who appears when you bellow "WHO'S BEEN SUPPING CURDS IN MY CHAMBER"

If I was Jesus I would have simply refused to drag my crucifix up the big hill, like lol what are they gonna do, crucify me

me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda? mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops

if you're ever stuck in a conversation about politics, just say "it's the hypocrisy that I find astounding". then if there are any follow up questions, do that thing where you pretend to walk down some stairs behind a counter